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I CHALLENGE YOU!


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This is just a fun thread for people like me, if any exist.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEMON BATTLE! Let's RP an entire battle.

Emily throws out her pokeball, a devilish smile creeping across her face like the blood of an enemy sliding down the blade. "Magikarp, I CHOOSE YOU!"

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A frightening fish jumps out of the ball, eyes demonic and deadly as razor sharp fins flap at the air desperately.

"Quickly, magikarp, use splash!"

Magikarp jumps up and down.

"That's right, magikarp! Now FIRE YOUR LAZER!!"

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Magikarp begins sequence then TRANSFORMS INTO NOOB SAIBOT, LONG LOST BROTHER OF SUB-ZERO!

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WHO DARES CHALLENGE NOOBMAGIKBOT?!? Also Scorpion is not allowed. Hell no. You can't be Scorpion, that's cheating and will result in pwnage.

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Alright. I'll go ahead and start with a simple Chansey. I throw out my pokeball and out comes the cute little creature.

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Chansey begins by using minimize!

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UH OH.. CHANSEY IS EVOLVING TOO. OH MY, WHAT WILL IT BECOME?

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Oh my, a chuck norris magic card? You're in trouble now.

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Alright. I'll go ahead and start with a simple Chansey. I throw out my pokeball and out comes the cute little creature.

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Chansey begins by using minimize!

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UH OH.. CHANSEY IS EVOLVING TOO. OH MY, WHAT WILL IT BECOME?

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Oh my, a chuck norris magic card? You're in trouble now.

Sends out DARTH VADAR'S METROSEXUAL COUSIN!

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HE USES MAKEOVER!

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CHUCK NORRIS BECAME ALBERT!

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O_O! Come back Albert!

Go TWEAK!

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(He's the evolved version of Charizard)

GO UNDERPANTS GNOME ATTACK!

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Now, Darth Vader's "Metrosexual cousin" is confused!m( And without undies, so must have a plumbers crack)

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Metrovadar, return!

I choose YOU!

CHOPTERZARD!

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((Psh of course I know n00b saibot. I have every MK genesis game and then some... I'm pretty much gamer by definition))

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Chopterzard, eh? Well.. I guess I'll have to go WITH HOLY KITTY..who then in turn becomes.. Holy Cat holy_kitty_holy_cat.jpg

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Chopterzard evolves into Tacgnol, forcing holy cat to reveal his true identity.... Longcat.

They stand tall to their full, powerful forms... collosal beasts, shadowing the pitiful mortal planes beneath them, as the battle begins.

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Ladies and gentlemen, This is Catnorak.

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Uh oh! Long Cat has been revealed. Now he must use his ultimate attack!

Black Hole!

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Tacgnol is sucked away. :[

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Tacgnol is godmoding. He escapes, transforms into Widedog, and eats longcat.

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e-jewell wins the battle!

Magikarp returns to his original form.

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Magikarp gained 130exp

He learned 'Tackle'

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COP OUT!

lol I bid you good battle, my friend. Even if you are a huge wimp and couldn't handle the power of magikarp/noobmagikbot/metrovader/chopterzard/tacgnol.

You still fought bravely. And for that, I give you this.

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You only get half. I found it in the bathroom of the WINNERS CIRCLE. =P lmao.

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