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I know this is serious, but I love the way you put it.
I have to admit, the entire time I was out shopping from October to New Year's Eve, only a small fraction of people even bothered to wear a mask, unless that particular location mandated it. And no one of the Caucasian variety was wearing a mask at any of the malls, restaurants and shopping centers I visited from Southfield to Farmington Hills to Roseville to Warren.
When I was at Macomb Mall, I started to grab some supplies at Party City, but after watching these little unmasked kids touching everything, accompanied by unmasked adults and unmasked store employees, I kept on driving.
Pardon my paranoia, but no.