Gaf The Horse With Tears

One of these... With one of these... (502HP Ram jet) Which will lead to lots of these...

A small island with enough room to grow enough food to feed my family, have windmills to generate power and a fully functional shield/defense system.

Do you want to releive the 70's?

and makes it a tad harder for revisionists to wipe religion out of our history.

Dont get me wrong... more power to her and I hope her partner apprciates what he has got... but damn.. 8am? I did not want to see that.

So, it's 8 am... I'm at the gas station pumping gas... across the way pumping as is the woman... in full Catholic School girl outfit... mary janes, bobbi socks... white shirt... red plad super mini skirt... white blouse... pig tails... OK, this got my attention big time... then she turned around... I fuckig hate Florida. She had to have been at least 70.... I really dont want to know where she was going.

You pick.

Chocolate Envy What have you got?

What about those of us that have what looks like ribs... but is actually defined muscle?

Flood Pants - OMG this drives me crazy. I have learned one thing from Richard Blackwell over the years... wear pants that are long enough. For a man, your pants, when standing, should bunch on the top of your shoe slightly but not touch the ground at your heel. Nothing else about your pants matters if they are too short or to long. Too short being the worst. People discount everything else about your looks as soon as they see those flood pants... most don't even realize they do it. I saw a lady at the gas station yesterday.. maybe the day before... I'm married, not dead... an attractive woman will turn my head... and she was pretty of face and had a rather attractive body... and when she walked away I naturally looked at her ass.... and then looked away in disgust... in big bold red letters were the words "Apple Bottom" I must admit... it was a finely shaped ass... but i really don;t think it needed a sign to announce itself.

Once solid color. I cant stand it when someone wears everything the same damn color... or at least they think it's the same color because they don't have super light sensitive eyes that can pick up subtle color changes faster than a hooker picks up her payment. I see so many people that "think" they are wearing all black or all blue... and I see 5 shades of black or 6 shades of blue... and really fat people should not wear bright orange. it's just wrong.

Green Apple Now and Thens What you got?

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