OK. This has to be one of the weirdest things that's ever happened to me:
When I was about 16 years old, my best friend was dating an older guy. Needless to say, we all ended up going on many drunken adventures together, because he had a car and could buy.
One time, it seems like it was winter, her boyfriend and his buddy decided they wanted to drive down to the Cobo-- to the Super Sale that used to go on every year. They asked if we wanted to ride along. Of course we wanted to!
It was quite a long drive-- all the way from White Lake to Detroit! On the way, we had him stop and buy a pint of Canadian Club whisky for us. We rode in the back seat, getting absolutely HAMMERED. By the time we got there, she and I were entirely too inebriated to mingle with the general public-- so we were instructed to stay in the car.
Of course, we drank the rest of the bottle before they returned-- and by the time they did, we both had to pee BADLY!
So anyways, we were fairly bursting, and whined and pissed about it, until we got the guy to stop at a gas station. This place was not in the greatest part of town. I could tell we had crossed over into the wastelands. It was one of those places where one has to go inside the station and get the key from the attendant. This particular key was chained to a fucking BROOM. I swear on my life.
We finally got inside the bathroom, and she took the loo, while I was stuck with the sink (she was too chubby to share the seat with). In our haste, we forgot to lock the door behind us. Here's where it gets weird.
The door bursts open, and in walks this wild-looking trio-- straight out of Starsky and Hutch, or Beretta!! It was a black guy and two black ladies. The man was wearing a hat with a long feather, a long fur coat, and alligator shoes. The women looked like San Francisco streetwalkers-- with more makeup, sequins and feathers than I've ever seen on anyone, before or since, in real life.
All my friend and I could do was stare at them, and each other, in disbelief!
The guy hollered gruffly, "Hurry up, we gotta use the bathroom!" and they exited, slamming the door behind them. We were almost afraid to come out, because we'd never seen anything like that before!!!!
When we finally did come out, the odd trio was not there. We went back into the station and gave the attendant back the key, got into the car, and got the hell out of there! The guys were having fits laughing, because they saw the entire thing from outside.