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I have another weird hamburger story, involving a crow. I was driving home from work one evening, when I used to commute to Pontiac every day. I was just turning the corner of Pontiac Lake Road onto M-59 (near Waterford Meijer), when I noticed a big crow-- it was flying through the air, and it had an entire White Castle hamburger (cardboard box and all) in its bill!! If that wasn't weird enough-- When I got home, I looked out the dining room window into the yard, and noticed one of our backyard crows (I'd been befriending them with tidbits)-- eating a White Castle! The oddest thing was, my house was over near Oxbow Lake! That crow had flown for miles with the hamburger, and it was odd that I happened to see it in my travels. What is it with hamburgers and irony? I see a pattern, here.

The bum probably thought it odd (as well as serendipitous) that there was a can of Manwich and buns sitting on a park bench..

My best imagined scenarios, as to how Mr. Pincers got into that tree, are as follows: 1.) A dinner date went badly, and things were thrown out from an upper story window 2.) He attempted a valiant escape from someone's kitchen; and after deftly tripping out the window on his little flippers, he realized he couldn't fly! Thankfully, his fall was broken by the tree..but it was too late, when he realized there was no water below!!! He suffered a slow, torturous ending-- drying out in the hot sun, draped over a tree branch. 3.) A crow found the lobster in a rubbish bin, and stashed it there 3.) Allen Funt was hiding around the corner close-by

Here's another odd thing I've come across. Luckily, I had a camera! These two used to feed together at our birdfeeder on the lake quite often. All I could think of was, "It's RABBIT season!" "No, it's DUCK season!"

Snowed-in, once more..

One of the oddest things I ever witnessed happened about 15 years ago.. My friend Angie and I were driving down Huron Street in Pontiac, almost to Josephine Ave., when we were stopped in a traffic jam. I don't know if anyone remembers, but there used to be a "Hot N Now" hamburger stand there. As the traffic slowly inched forward, we could see an ambulance, a few cop cars, and a bunch of bystanders milling around. As we got closer still, I saw a scruffy-looking man sprawled out on a stretcher. Getting even closer, yet, we saw a bent-up bicycle laying on its side in the middle of the road. Here's the funny part-- there were hamburgers ALL OVER THE ROAD, all around the bike! I mean they were EVERYWHERE!!! This guy must have had about 50 bucks worth of hamburgers in the big basket on the back of that bike!! It was very odd, to say the least.

Who wants to build snowmanz?

Watching scary movies, and wishing I had some firewood and good company during this blizzard.

This is one of my faves :

Caturday E-card

Can I hibernate, now? *climbs into a box labeled, "DO NOT OPEN TIL X-MAS"*

Making baked nachos, to drown my sorrows in.

Hungry..for fast food. Why do I always get these cravings for greasy junk in the middle of the night??

SARAH BRIGHTMAN!!!!!!!!!!! Ave Maria P.S. I so want to do a photo shoot with gold leaf, now..

Just made me laugh my ass off!

I'm not so sure right now.

Hopeful.

A cantaloupe-flavoured popsicle.

Dale Bozzio, from Missing Persons

Wondering where everyone's gone off to. I hate when the board goes dead like this!

Black devil doll dress with white polka dots, black bullet bra, black rhumba panties with garters, black fishnets with lace tops, black patent peep-toe espadrilles, and an electric blue rabbit fur wrap.

If there's a Cupid "Oscar the Grouch," I SO want it!

Sitting here-- all dressed up, and no place to go.

That makes two of us, Eevee. I swear-- I never get to do anything fun on the weekends, anymore. It seems like everyone wants to stick to the Detroit area, and I don't feel like having to go out there, all the time. *sigh* You lazy fecks need to get out towards Pontiac way, more often!

Getting ready to go to work.