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Empire waistline dresses with flowing, pleated, full-hemmed skirts-- or an open waistline (saque) dress-- look best on a lady who is expecting. I also dislike shortie shirts on pregnant women-- it makes them look like Baby Huey.

I have an idea: Rev can come and chauffeur me around, we can go to his house and I'll do his dishes, then we can go make an industrial pot of cawfee for hunhee!

Everyone has something they are dreading doing today!! Come on now, fess up-- WHAT IS IT? I wish I had the gumption to go out and drive my car (in the shitty crosstown traffic) to get food, and pay my electric bill. What's worse, is I haven't unpacked my camping junk out of the backseat, so I'll have to do that first! *D'OH!* Wish I could BUY gumption..

Tender Surrender, by Steve Vai *shudders and narfs* :

Dude, I was just telling Nightgaunt I needed the "gumption" to go get FOOD.. I thought I was the only hick who still used that word..I didn't expect to see it typed more than once today! Jynxxxie is laughing at our lack of gumption, and our use of the word.

Booking, banking, finagling, going out of my fucking MIND! I want my mommy. NOW.

Where are you at again, Marc? I can't remember what city you live in..

I'll be there, if I can snag a ride from someone. You all know how much I hate driving to Detroit by myself!

*giggles* I sorta like the quick ones..it doesn't take me long to get where I want to be. Then, I either want to get up and eat, or sleep! I'm a ten-pump chump!

I didn't get any pics of the steaks, sadly..I DO have one of poor Constantin trying to EAT a bite of one, while everyone was teasing him. Surprised he didn't choke! Did you get any of the steaks, Cher??

Wishing I hadn't drank that Java Monster awhile ago..I'm ZOOMIN', and I would much rather be SLEEPIN'!

How many times did we actually rescue that hamburger out of the fire?

I've never eaten so much red meat in my entire LIFE.. I'm going to be eating fish and carbs for the next week, I think..

Dude.. Only those who were Manfasting would know what Manfast is..

Recovering from the camping trip. I think the smell from that horrible outhouse fried my brain.

MY MANTIS IS DEAD!!!!!! I HATE CRICKETS!!! All the rest of them are going in the freezer!!!!!!!!

Thinking about cooking food, now!

<<Has an excellent excuse.. I am celebrating my MUTHAFUGGIN' RAWKSTARRR BIRTHDAY this weekend. It's early to celebrate, but this weekend is the ONLY time I could set aside this month. I'll be earning major legend brownie points on the camping trip..it's gonna be EPIC. Some of us may break our arms pumping kegs. Some of us may aspirate in our own beer vomit. Some of us may just end up feet up, for no apparent reason at all.. EPIC, I tell you! Be there, or be square.

Oh, make me over I'm all I want to be A walking study In demonology Hey...so glad you could make it Yeah...now you really made it Hey...so glad you could make it now Oh, look at my face My name is might have been My name is never was My name's forgotten Hey...so glad you could make it Yeah...now you really made it Hey...there's only us left now When I wake up in my makeup It's too early for that dress Wilted and faded somewhere in Hollywood I'm glad I came here with your pound of flesh No second billing 'cause you're a star now Oh Cinderella, they aren't sluts like you Beautiful garbage, beautiful dresses Can you stand up or will you just fall down? You better watch out For what you wish for It better be worth it So much to die for Hey...so glad you could make it Yeah...now you really made it Hey...there's only us left now When I wake up in my makeup Have you ever felt so used up as this? It's all so sugarless Hooker/waitress Model/actress Oh, just go nameless Honeysuckle, she's full of poison She obliterated everything she kissed Now she's fading somewhere in Hollywood I'm glad I came here with your pound of flesh You want a part of me Well, I'm not selling cheap No, I'm not selling cheap

This mile-high pile of dirty laundry. My ugly face this morning. I really need a lady-in-waiting.

Kevin Spacey.. : John Cusack..one word-- WOW! Robin Williams..absolutely incredible. Jackie Chan.. Yes, I know I'm WEIRD, but I think all four of these guys are AMAZINGLY HOTT. I like the total package, not just purdy boys. EDIT: There is one more guy who I think is HOTTER than all of the above, and he knows who he is.. *giggle/narf*

A vintage 80's white V-neck "Hanes for Men" T-shirt (the good SOFT loomed cotton), and a vintage 80's Victoria's Secret black silk French (Chantilly) lace Tanga..

Ragdoll, by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons