TITLE: Don't Fall Asleep With Judge Judy On The Telly
ALTERNATE TITLE: Nightmare On Judge Judy Street
ALTERNATE TITLE 2: Friday the Judge Judy
ALTERNATE TITLE 3: Judge Judy Strikes Back
Life is fucking worthless,
everybody fucking sucks,
fuck it all to hell and stuff,
cause Judge Judy is comin',
she'll devour all our souls,
she killed all the politicians,
she kidnapped the children,
she raped all the drunk cats,
Judge Judy, she's from Hell.
Judge Judy, she's undead,
Judge Judy is "that smell",
she's gonna cut off your head.
Judge Judy.
*Ending Guitar Riff*