Why now? Because after June's bingo card of dumb ways to die for billionaire, July's bingo card just CANT be a fucking country song. Also, aliens are really the only thing that could possibly top 6 dead billionairs.
But I'm ready for Guardians of the Galaxy. I'm the perfect fucking idiot to become Star Lord and I want a talking trash panda that likes killing shit and hurting feelings, I would register him as mt emotional support pet for valid reasons and just to piss him iff too. A talking tree is cool too, and a muscled idiot? Hell yeah. Also let's be real, I'm the biggest international feral whore ever. You fuckers know if offered the chance, I would totally clap some hot Gamora alien cheeks. I wanna upgrade from international to intergalactic feral whore.