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cannot become the hulk because she doesn't eat her greens.

Shouldn't be made angry, you won't like him when he's angry....

Has a fascination with Hulk underwear

Soaking my feet in bleach water.... If you must know why, read the "How are you feeling" thread....

Mt. Dew and cigarette you say? My god, my two most favorite things in the whole wide world! how YOU doin?

So Common, So Cheap - Blood for Blood Fuckin your pussy was like fuckin the wound from a shotgun blast.. ..WITH gang green! Looking back at all the times we had, I wish I could tell ya' that they weren't all so bad. But in the end we were just wasting our time, Yeah I knew what you were but I was out of my mind. Lost my mind... I knew you were common when we started this thing, So very common with you're everyday dreams. But I was desperate for a heart of gold, So I took a chance and I came in from the cold. Life's so cold... Let me let ya in on a little secret fellas, If she sucks great cock, she's a pro, and if she'll spread on the first date, she's a ho. I oughta' have my fucking head examined for screwing with a skank like you. But it wasn't like I really felt for you, I was just cold and empty through and through... I thought you were something but you proved me wrong. Money is your only god, what a tired boring old song. Just another coward out to sell your soul but it just goes to show that Nothing in this world is forever. And people are all the same. And there's no such thing as love. It left me choking like a candle in the cold hard rain. You were so common, you were so cheap, Another coke snortin' slut from the barroom scene. But brother, I was so empty, I was so blind, I turned my back on the truth before my very eyes. 'cause sister, you could have been anybody. You could have been anyone. All I needed was anybody, All I needed was anyone.

There you go Brenda....

LOLZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!! ..... *hides*

Oh dear.... I found rum....

dealing with a 3 fucking day long headache.

Jeez... Didn't I have my hangover shits in page 4? I was sure the stench would have killed everyone in here by now...

Sitting here chilling at Chernobyl's place with her and raven. Watching Chernobyl pump out some serious dreadage for tonight.

Chimaira. Myspace has become my best friend lately, what now with my new found love of a playlist. This means I can go and rock to my favorite songs anywhere, on any computer, without having to download them or burn them. I simply go to my myspace page.. Now it's Cradle of filth I'm listening to. god I fucking love this thing.

that was random...

haha "damn < dam" get it? u made a pun.. huh huh.. ...ok i'll shut up now.

Oddly, I thought I was the only one who would have violent reactions involving hammers over a really yummie kit kat bar!

getting a ride set up so i can go to cc tonight! i'm so psyched!

Laugh all you want, but when it comes to TV series, Inuyasha.. I used to be into Paranoia Agent when it was on. As far as films go... I've always had a taste for the Vampire Hunter D movies.

Adding in my arsonel to take this place down... Hangover shits are about the fucking worst shits to ever endure... You start out having horrible gas pains in your guts... with ocasionally farting farts so stinky they'd kill the living AND raise the dead, I'm talking about the kinda rotton stink that you can only smell if you explode something's intestines and let the shit and flesh fester in the sun for a week, that kinda stink. Then it goes into the actual shit mode, leaving you a prisoner on the toilet. And this is just the grossest shit all around, it feels like rotting slimey baby fetuses are sliding out of your ass. with a smell that matches. And they're NEVER clean. After it oozes out your ass it normally burns like hell. So your nose is about to melt from the horrible stench, and your ass is on fire, but you can't escpae because you know round 2...3...4... and so on are on their way, and you have no control of when they come out so you just gotta sit there.... After a few hours once everything comes out, the toilet will back up because even it doesn't want to swallow that unholy creation that just gave you a 1 way ticket to hell for giving birth to. You totally skip the toiletpaper as it just won't get the job done and have to hop in the shower... ...yeah.. hangover shits are the worst.

I need a vacation from drinking.... freakin hangovers.

The sandbox was a cool idea however since Brenda's never ending flow of pissagra falls turned it into DGN's whaste water treatment plant... I do belive this quaint yet lovable little coffee house here in DGN has gained more warmth and charm... ...and just to be on the safe side, I've placed a litter box in the corner and a rolled up news paper incase anyone has any more bladder mishaps... I'm sure you know what to do with the rolled up paper... oh and.. muffins are half off here so I'm told.

I was thinking the same thing... good god brenda, look what you started!