The_Dark

How very... narrow minded.

How can someone get it wrong? You asked an "If we could... what would you do"... how can any answer be wrong?

as far back as it will go... until.. well... I see how it all started.

FlyWheel?

I can answer that.... Stuff

Ok like... 1. I'm married 2. Jarod would kick my ass 3. My wife would remove body parts I like 4. I'm not sure what your trying to say

Wondering how long before Meg has to pee... cause you know... the baby is really really pushing down on her bladder right now.

Let it be captured - Danzig all I want all I get let it be captured in my heart world on fire world of pain find myself wanting you again all I want all I need let it be captured in my heart slip my hand up inside cradle the soul that you hide from my eyes I can see so many things that you want that you need I can give let it be captured in my heart

I am allowed naughty thoughts. I just can't act on them.

no... just distracted by thoughts of you naked and wet.

Ok... but... How is me getting you naked and wet going to cool you down?

How is me getting naked and wet going to help you cool off?

Brenda... take off your clothes and spray your self down with water...

I am at work and so fucking bored.... entertain me damnit.

and poop on the floor?

Phee isn't that ugly

I look forward to it.

HA!!!!! I'm not crazy!!!! I knew someone was slipping into my house and "face sitting" while I was asleep.

I am so not starting a new thread about this... So, I was in bad last night. In that not really awake but not asleep state. I noticed an odd feeling on my face. Part of me just screamed "DO NOT OPEN YOUR EYE".. so.. you know.. I didn't. I thought to myself "Am I draming.. or is something really tickling my eyelid?" So, I reached up and grabbed at the sensation. I actually got ahold of something that went "crunch" when I closed my hand around it... I flipped on the light.. holy shit I am glad i didn;t open my eye. There was a large wolf spider crawling across my damn eyelid!!!! EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! So.. who wants to camp at my house?

yes... "dirty" may be the correct word....

OMG the visual I just had....

Bob is a 7 foot Penis That is all.

Uh-huh... you do realize that Pirates are far better than ninjas anyday?

Coffee Pirates!!!!

Trying to induce spontainous peeing from meg.