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Homicidalheathen

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  1. HAPPY!!! omg he is going to quit!!! i am sooo proud, i honestly dont think its something you can do often and stay sane and healthy i am soooo fucking happy!!!!!
  2. not this Crock Pot Crack Head Soup Crack heads can finally be put to good use. What better way to put these people to use than to serve them up at charity dinners. The next time you are planning the Fireman's Ball or some other charity fundraiser, consider adding this recipe to the menu. Ingredients: 3 freshly skinned and butchered heads from cocaine or crack addicted bums 1 can chicken stock 4 cups chopped carrots 2 cups chopped celery 4 cups peeled, chopped and boiled potatoes. 1 16 oz can tomato juice 2 tbsp. garlic salt pepper to taste Directions: Chop heads into bite size pieces and brown lightly in a skillet. Dump all ingredients into a large crock pot including the browned head pieces. Cook on medium high until vegetables are soft; usually 4 - 6 hours.
  3. considering just whacking it off all it does is hurts and i cant use it anyway....
  4. lol i have had both many x cant say they are fav's...ya got me beat on the redneck thing and thats something
  5. amused after reading about cptdeath's childhood woe's, i feel better now i can face the world
  6. http://www.ehow.com/how_2086136_make-herba...-tourettes.html 1Diffuse tremors and tics with teas made from chamomile, passionflower, skullcap, lady's slipper and wood betony. These herbal remedies can provide vitamins and minerals that relax the nerves and muscles. To make tea, add one tsp. of each herb to one cup of boiling water. Strain and drink three times a day. Step2Take tinctures of St. John's wort or valerian root to help relieve muscle tension and relax nerves. Add 20 drops of the chosen extract to a cup of water and drink daily. Step3Include wheat germ and avocados in your regular diet. These foods are rich in niacin, which is known to stop tics when accompanied by a healthy diet. Step4Alleviate tremors by taking evening primrose, which can help to normalize the vital functions of the nervous system. Take two 500 mg capsules, three times a day. Step5Drink herbal effervescent teas, herbal remedies that calm the senses. Teas such as Japanese green tea or eucalyptus help to relieve stress and tension, which can trigger attacks. http://www.tourettes-disorder.com/therapy/alternative.html
  7. i used to play keys a bit, recorder, guitar in my teens, blues harp, now all i have time for is sing and hand drum
  8. like i am on trial for mischeif i didnt even get the pleasure of creating...
  9. well since i am on here...i must be in procrastination mode....
  10. naz-hair of the dog Heart breaker, soul shaker I've been told about you Steamroller, midnight stroller What they've been saying must be true Bridge: Red hot mama Velvet charmer Time's come to pay your dues Chorus: Now you're messin' with a A son of a bitch Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch Now you're messin' with a A son of a bitch Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch Talkin' jivey, poison ivy You ain't gonna cling to me Man taker, born faker I ain't so blind I can't see Bridge Chorus
  11. i like this one, me print...but i wont share it dont worry
  12. there is a hole where my heart should be i am just a shell of the old me in that place there is supposed to be light and love and gaiety be quiet now my head wont stop i run with the ball but it does drop
  13. being as how i am poly dating never goes away, its the same getting to know couples or the occasional allowed single... SANITY someone sane for a change...i left that out its rare as a beehive on fire these days
  14. princess and although there are indescepincies and bad english its good jean sasson
  15. ...........getting ready to go stand in the middle of Kroger and yell, as loud as possible and with much flair, like pubs iz on fire someplace....'TWAT'!! then run back out and hide and wait...hehehe!
  16. NOT this, og geez...no more urban dictionary for me 1. Frumunda Sandwich 6 up, 7 down A frumunda sandwich not only consists of frumunda cheese, but is created by taking a healthy scraping(generally using the fingernail) starting in the anus, up the bottom of the nut sack, around the top, up the penis shaft and off the head. This way, you obtain an assortment of 3 juices: fecal matter, frumunda, and finally penile drippings, forming the ever so tasty frumunda sandwich. Damn woman, this food tastes like ass. Id rather go in the bedroom and make myself a frumunda sandwich.
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