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Homicidalheathen

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  1. Ok well the smoldering moisture farm? I think I dated that girl last week...ugh... And a bag of rocks? Yah. I was stupid enough to own a pet rock once....so that might fly... I want one of those dead ewoks. Only good ewok is a dead one...?
  2. Cursed. wtf is with my body... docs told me this would happen when I got older. regardless I am not going to stop skating or/and running through fields as its what feeds my soul... My right ankle is swollen and bruised and I DID NOTHING TO IT! No twist, no bump...nothing. Only thing bothers me is now the right one hurts so bad at night I have to toke to sleep. And my pink doc martins? thde 150 dollar pair of boots? THE ONLY ONES WONT FIT OVER THIS DAMN ANKLE! I am sooo fucking pissed about that. Does this mean I have to start dressing my age now? fuck!
  3. just dont burn your bum got something for you candy maaaan! ha ha! http://www.aussiebbqlegends.com/competition-entry/bbq-toilet-did-someone-clean-the-grill-
  4. I am waiting on thing two to get here...got 3 bdays this week to celebrate then we go track deer for an hour then do the obstacle coarse and I will be sore tomorrow, glad I didn't raise whimps. I gots workout buddy today so much easier to get in shape with someone to compete with.
  5. Candyman you do NOT roll the tv to the bathroom door, and eat while pooing...do ya? reminds of a seinfield episose where crammer cooks/eats while in the shower then there is the jackass skit where they shit in a hardware store...I could see someone pooing at a coffee counter here. I so could.
  6. http://www.youtube.c...h?v=-1cNCH3hZC4 I am horrible at sewing... Please help. http://www.humaneborders.org/ http://www.humaneborders.org/volunteer/volunteer_index.html
  7. OMG!!! My niece died her hair blue and purple and black and it looks beautiful just like a ripe grape! Huggles! she so lucky to be platinum blonde naturally...no bleach needed first.
  8. Freddy still does it for me...just the thing about not being able to sleep...cause we all fall asleep sometime... something coming OUT OF the bed your sleeping in. coarse I have narcaleptic night terrors...so....
  9. sweet, I knew it was a special type mix mutt! heeehee! Thing is real smart...just too smart. I put a paint brush in the handles of the cabinet cause he can open doors...he took the brush out and ate raw mac noodles. He waaaay smart.
  10. two got skinny guys cuddled up in a graveyard...oh ya... the one looks like someone pissing on metro beach tho
  11. thats just weird...I got my kid a turkish mix mutt thing and he is vicious! To most...not me or her...anyway...has the same markings! All the cats in the litter did...pants...with tiger stripes in them...(ringtail style) and horn looking half circles around the ears with a spot or two on the stout body of really soft white fur. Looks just like him!
  12. thawing my hands watching free style skiiing
  13. What girl hasn't fantasized about doing woverine? Common...ya know ya wanna..!
  14. Notice the cartoon in this site, there is ohio on the doctor bag... http://www.martinfrost.ws/htmlfiles/kkk1.html just a bit of racist Ohio history...so this does not surprise me.
  15. totally haunted...dunno who brought this poltergeist home but must do banishing today...its chasing the cat. He is totally freaked. Damn. I hope I has black candle...
  16. Its not really, it used to be...but when you have been together this long there can be too much alikeness and togetherness...pretty much do my own thing these days.
  17. <object width="420" height="356"><param name="movie" value="http://www.comcast.net/ve/1.0/1396460972/420/356/"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.comcast.n...460972/420/356/" allowScriptAccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="420" height="356" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed></object> just clicky on the underlined link 1st or second one, and it will take u to a cat vid where he gets rid of a bear. Noses and claws dont mix
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