Homicidalheathen

...I just got invited to go get drunk, AGAIN TODAY???? No can do. If you prick my finger, the blood will poor out from it being so thin after last night...hell don't light a match near a drop of it...prob lite like nitro at this point.

...last night my buddy made penis hotdogs!!! They looked like scorched dicks. The ends cooked faster than the middle or thick end....so me and my friend had fun biting off the heads! And they were circumsized.

...contemplating revenge heh heh. My neighbor is a total bitch who whines about everything....wah wah wah.....boo hoo, bitch bitch.........god I HATE people like that. She gets mad if when I water my new lavender plant a sprinkle of water gets on her nastly old beat up peice of crap car....even though she stuck a huge bolder in my yard so I have to mow around it now..... Well guess what BIATCH??? Its RAINING OUT!!! Should I go wake her up and point at the sky and say......'what now bitch?' I am going to wait until it stops, gets dark, then I am going to write C-U-N-T in her lawn.....with salt. Oh it will be Kosher don't worry lol (sorry snails.) Oh and I am waking all my hung over friends up with a pic of a pussy tree lol.

...seriously thinking of calling *gulp* the dreaded........(drum roll here) HOUSE PHONE!!! Oh no! Or driving over there. She is chatty and NEVER turns off her phone.

..trying to reach Deb and wondering if Anna took a axe to the whole lot of them last night.....I swear, there is something in the water in L.O. Everyone is nuts out there.

...we are all DOOMED....doomed by our own greed and carelessness. DOOMED. Global warming will be the end of us. The only thing left will be rats and cockroaches feeing on what we left. So you might as well party like its 1999 eh? Yah. And wear purple.

Thinking that this whinny little crying is just absolutly I mean it just cracks me up sometimes really. And you all have no idea what I am talking about right? And thats ok.... My sides hurt.

Good to know thanks. 'at MCC/WSU right now and haven't gotten shit from anyone at either campus. Aside from the homeless or Detroit natives.' I got strange looks down by the river......they thought it was pretty wild, I was out there looking like a gothic hooker and my male friend was in a dress lol we so did NOT fit in.

That last one was sooo cute. I love bluebirds. They are rare these days.

Thanks, I do notice and appreciate it....and did notice you couldn't delete them b4.

hog tie him and throw him in the bog for the leaches to feast on.

trying to get my body to work so I can get this shit done god I feel like I am going down a drain at 550 mph I can't possibly get all this crap done today but have to.

My kids got picked on soooo bad in school even though, one made Magna cum laude' almost validictorian......the other pretty damn close too. They don't drink, think raves are 'stupid drugged out sex crazed fools' (they are right lol) And work and practice whatever art they are into at the moment.....hanging out with a few select friends at what I lovingly reffer to as 'wholesome' events.......god are they mine? LOL! Anywho, that being said...... They get picked on obviously, JUST FOR THE WAY THEY DRESS. Thing 1 has had 1 boyfriend. He got wierd and controlling and said because she was a goth pagan she was influenced by the devil and she broke up with him. She got picked on and people believed his lies about her being 'loose' and crazy because of the way she dresses...she already didn't fit in but then when this popular guy did this.....everyone believed him, even though she was STALKED for 6 months after they broke up, hell I almost had someone go do something to him...... People seem to think if you wear a short skirt and stockings you will put out without any emotional attachment......WRONG She would rather sit home alone than have sex anyway...... She thinks sex is kinda gross. Thing 2 thinks sex is TOTALLY GROSS. Is still a virgin and wants to be seen as NON SEXED so she dresses as a man and has fooled one of my close friends who had not seen her in a few years this weekend...it was funny....he was like who was that boy with you. She is proud when she pulls that off. But because of this she too is picked on. Kids in school, especially guys......will say mean shit to her......one was sitting in front of her in class, turned around....pretended to 'jump' when he saw her, and called her 'satan'. Her response? She 'pretend' casted a spell on him (we think he fell for it, he left her alone after that lol') and she hisses at people! I love it! She gets this evil look on her face, starts doing this weird shit with hands.....mumbles some mumbo jumbo and/or hisses and they leave her alone after that. One guy in the hallway tried making a pass at her BIG MISTAKE. He almost lost his hand when he tried to touch her. No one ever did that again. I just hope when they start college dressing goth won't effect their grades, relationship with professors......students..... Anyone know about the politics at college these days? When we were on campus there were not many.....and they are considering changing for school.....as its too important to take the risk for the cause if you know what I mean......maybe just dress this way out of school or work......?

Wondering if he is up yet and getting ready to go get a cophee.

Oh god remind me to pee BEFORE I read these.

I gotta go unpack my car from a camp out