Homicidalheathen

I hate the taste of wormwood. Like how it feels though.

Good god does he look like a model? Cause I am thinking he is flirty not for tips.....oh please dont mention this.

ouch my knee iz f*cked up again I dont want surgery

fitted for a new ball can i watch?!

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jager! liquid cocaines

I am going to pounce on the guy at the starbucks. Now that the manure smell has gone. Hope they use mulch next time cause it was killing the mood at the drivethru window.

You run and jump in the pool only to notice guys pointing and smirking when you get out cause your breastesses tried to free themselves (yes this happened to me last week)

trying to get motivated

Your EQ is 180 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)? http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyoureqquiz/

Well actually I would expect the cop to know where the nearest donut shop is. I swear, they sit in there watching muggings afraid to come out then see you speeding trying to get your kid to the doctor or something and run out and give you a ticket.

Yikes!

wondering what is wrong with the computer downstairs trying to get it fixed.

I am a very huggy person.

Crushes are like curses.

Wondering if I should start wearing undies around the house. Tired of cold dog nose gooses.

Wondering if I can get away with wearing pj's again today lol

hiding the fact that I am soooo constipated I have to take a shot or two of brandy and my step son is here and he hates drinking.

Wishing cix was sitting here wit me in my living room