Homicidalheathen

*pats Troy on the bum* Welcome back hottie.

Trying to get thee ol' bowels going so I can do Jury Duty later. :doh :erm :fear

I have to sign in again and again, and the flood control feature keeps me from getting into threads at times. Thats about it.

From the self denial thread

Napoleon. Cause I am short with a bad attitude and complex about my small penis.

I made a new friend who is taking up most of my free time. Its ok, I mean I am not spending time with any of my old freinds right now but I feel maybe this is just what I need to do right now and so am thus just going with the flow of what makes me happy. I don't mean to ignore anyone, I just don't have allot of free time these days so this person gets it all.

super soaker piss dreams, thats a new one. God I have to go back and check threads forgotten more often. :grin

Wondering if working out will make my oncoming cold come on, and not go away.......as I want to sing tomorrow...and....wondering why my friend hasn't called me back yet......

A remote control telepathic orgasm giving machine! Woot!

Good one.

Dark Metal, you are so cracking me up with this one. That was good. When you come out with these let me know, my 6th sense is wanning these days lol! :cheerful

Ghetto Chic. Velour faded sweats with hip huggers, a booby tank top.

I am so goth, I am too good to be goth. Kinda like a black hole. :pirate

Millinium Disco!!!! Ministry of sound 2006 and I am singing and dancing while I clean the house its fuckin groooovy man. Ok, I thought the Kelly Clarkson and MJ samples sucked at first....but now.....I even like those. Ahhhhh!

Having the dumberer arguement with my kid over who's middle finger is more 'hard core'. I guess her's wins because of her chipped black polish as mine is as she calls it: covered in fairy sprinkles. (glitter)

Pea soup.

I am so goth I changed my name to be more befitting ha ha! How pathetic is that I ask you...... :confused

Yup. I am so goth I drink pepto just to shit black. So there.

Wondering if I can get my kids math class changed for next yr. She got str8 a's in everything but that then she goes and picks yet an even harder class for next yr.

Yup, you need medical attention pronto!!!