Homicidalheathen

Waiting for someone to get up so I can call him. It seems like all my friends are a bit nocturnal.

I gotta go clean part of the basement. Oh fun for me. And I am so tired....I just got done cleaning a bit of the upstairs. Oh and mulching the organic herb bed.

I think we should write movies for the sci fi channel.

I actually had a dream about myspace and DGN this morning. It was.....scary. Not the dream, just the fact that I drepmt it. (Is drempt a word???)

Swooning.

Someone has WAY to much time on their hands. Hm, I wonder if I could fashion a penis out of this stuff? :blink :blushing

I like spam with my green eggs......

Hee hee hee! This was in Reference to anal sex.

Ok that got me.

Funny thing is, this probably applies to most of us on here.

Hee hee hee! I guess you pass.

Laffy Taffy reminds me of titty bars now that they always play that goddamn annoying song.......'oh that laughy taffy, gimme that laughy taffy....' I hate that song. Why can't they play something besides rap and hiphop around here????

Shitting bats would do it for me, yes.

I just skimmed through the devil wears prada. Mindless dribble, one of the WORST books I have ever fucking read. Might have been interesting to a teen who has never struggled, had a bitch of a boss, a boyfriend, lived on her own.....ect.......ect....... I actually found a mispelling. NYT best seller list means SHIT to me. Coarse the movies I like allot of the times get bad reviews, and the popular stuff like romantic comedies give me a coma.

I don't want to have to do car touch up paint. I am sore. From the bushes. I am tired and just sitting here putting shit off.

What is the difference between the new tiny candy coated hershey kiss and an M&M? One is shaped like a fresh turd and the other a old squished one. Hee hee.

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I gotta go do yard work and stuff so I am procrastinating. I think DGN could be renamed the procrastinators board. Hee hee.

Ugh. My A/C broke yesturday....would pick the hottest day so far this year eh? And I have to stay here all day waiting for the cleaners, repair guys and delivery men. Help me I am melting......melting...... I can't go in the basement or I might miss a important call or something, this sucks.

I want to hang myself, because of my hang ups. I just keep getting hung up on them. I want to hang them out to dry....

Arrr! :pirate Sexy!!

Black nylon hippie shirt with open top sleeves and bell cuffs with silver rinestones.....same with the necklace, black and silver rinestones. And a black skirt (nylon) with long black slashes and my goth boots.

Sqeezing a beast. Ok so its just my cat, but it feels good. Kitty cuddles rule.