Homicidalheathen

OH god! Lady, you crack me up! Roomies! I remember those days.

Stands under staircases to look up dresses.

Oh, I thought that said a hung martian. I thought you were ready to be ASSIMILATED!

And there is half the required caloric and fat content for the day in one drink heh.

Ate one what? A weenie? Have had my share, last night I had a blooming onion. What did you have for dinner last night?

Heh heh, foreigners. Oh, sorry Msterbeau. I hear he is french or somethin'

Oh this should get you guys hot. A HUGE t=shirt with I don't do mornings on it. Oh and a sleeping kitty. Isn't that hawt???? Ha. Well? It's cold!

Getting disgusted and pissed off. This guy online so does not look good live on webcam and his dick is disgusting. Ignore.

Oh you bet. Old drunk guys in skirts and ladderhosen. Hot ass.

Sleeps with a beauty :cheerful

I had sex once, it was so long ago I forgot how it felt :blink

What am I doing right now? Putting single creepy guys on ignore lol.

Three little ducks go into a Bar.............................. "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day! Had a ball! Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two. "So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day! I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself, What else could a duck want?" The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?" "No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."

The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for some courage." "No problem" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?" Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.. Well.. Well.. I need a brain." "Done," says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the Great Wizard?" Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "I've heard it's true," says the Wizard. "Consider it done." Then there is a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?" "Is Dorothy around?" Ha.

Eating to get rid of my hangover. Veggie saucage and garlic toast.

My husband is the most wonderful man in the world. He is getting a much needed and deserved break in life right now. And soon he will have his fantasy too......he deserves it. Any guy who does everything he does for people should be treated with respect. I am so going to rock his world.

An IV in your neck? What, did you get a vamp doc? And, were you high as fuck after?

My implants hurt. I am going to get them massaged by a pro next week who is good with this sort of thing. He said he can help me get them soft and not so tight. I wonder if I should have done this the second time. If I have to go for a 3rd I am not. I will just be happy with what I have.

I think so too. I just want us all to have fun on this trip with no mind trippin.

Ministry greatest hits Cd. Yah! Rock on dudes!

I didn't want to draw allot of neg attention to myself but want advise so if you read this and have some, write me. My G/F is seeing me and this guy we are both freinds with. The drama is starting. He is jealous. Yup. Of a girl. Should I back off of them both or just him? We are planning a trip with these people. She keeps telling him they are just freinds, he tells me it is more. I have no other couple to take on said trip with us. I am not giving her up either. My man is indifferent about it either way. She says to just ignore it but he is obviously hurt and I do like him.....I don't want to get involved.......just want him to be ok and maybe just take it easy on us. He puts presure on people he is close to at times in order to try and get his way... Should I have a talk with him? He is kinda strange about this. Says he cannot fall in love anyway....now is getting possessive. She just wants to be free right now. I thought about just stepping out of it for now but she wants me around.

I think about you sometimes and wonder what you must be going through over there. I hate to say it but......glad it's you and not me. I am a wuss. :tear

Drinking chocolate soy mild wondering why men say they want a horny sexy woman then when they get one freak because she is a 'slut?' Make up your minds then call me after you figure yourself out lol.

Trying not to be upset. My freind is sad and it effects me. I so miss him and love him. I guess that should go in the pity thread. This movie is on and it is so stupid. My kids are making me watch it. Euro trip. Yah, this stuff was funny like oh say........22 or more years ago.

I am going to let my daughter drive her car to get her hair cut. I hate it when she drives. Lord help us oh pray people. :doh