Homicidalheathen

Wow.....you got to see or at least hear a smash up. To an non eco freindly vehicle.......it is kinda funny when It isn't yours eh?

Feeling sad and lonely as I always do when surrounded by people who love me except maybe the only one I really want to sit with at the moment. Stuffed........going to go practice soon.

Ritz origional Would you help a stranded motorist?

Cleaning my bathroom. Ick! Hairs!

Ok, I already feel kinda sick today. Then some guy named Wolf116 or something IM's me and I think ok maybe it is someone off of here with that kind of name so I go to his profile to view and fucking messenger messes up and pulls up his webcam instead and I see some wierd keypad thing or alphabet and it says waiting for....blah blah.....and so I think what the hell maybe he wants to show me something cool....or he is cute......and it was.......a.........a.......disgusting tiny icky penis under a roll of blubber being wacked by some icky slimy hairy hand. I think I shall go puke now. :doh

Bratts are hawt. Just ask my man. I have no complaints today.....just wanted to see how your all doing.

I am sick of 'freinds' getting mad at me for being supportive of someone they don't like at the time. Or because I fuck someone they like. Get over it! God I don't try to hurt anyone......I just try to have fun and not judge. I wish people would do the same. Ok, done ranting.......as you were. :cheerful

I always wondered if Steven Tyler actually had 10 inches....and thought, he is too ugly to want to find out...I don't care how famous he is. He is just ugly. Now Liv.......hot ass! How did he make that? I swear all she got was his lips and skinny legs which is a damn good thing! Damn good.

Yah well, do be quite honest....that is one more inch than I can handle or would know what to do with. :cheerful

So some guy online asked me if I would pay for sex! I don't think I am that old yet! I will so not pay for sex! Lordy! He is a stripper. Well he can stick his 10 inch.....well, he probably already does that. eck. :blink :confused :doh

consoling a freind on the phone. Wow. I thought I had family drama.

Getting ready to go pick up my citty cat meow meow HI Aaron! :cheerful

I am cold and want to move back to AZ

My man and I are disgusted with the whole swinger thing. He wants to just pay for sex with select ladies (I am game) and let me take on a lover on the side as I don't like just fucking people, I require a connection. We hope to do all of this soon. I am getting tired of being lesbo these days and our sex life needs some spice. I mean, besides the whole S/M B/D thing which always adds spice. I am just ranting. Swinging sucks! One of us always feels like we are sacraficing our standards to please the other, we have never met a couple we both liked equally.

OH god! Lady, you crack me up! Roomies! I remember those days.

Stands under staircases to look up dresses.

Oh, I thought that said a hung martian. I thought you were ready to be ASSIMILATED!

And there is half the required caloric and fat content for the day in one drink heh.

Ate one what? A weenie? Have had my share, last night I had a blooming onion. What did you have for dinner last night?

Heh heh, foreigners. Oh, sorry Msterbeau. I hear he is french or somethin'

Oh this should get you guys hot. A HUGE t=shirt with I don't do mornings on it. Oh and a sleeping kitty. Isn't that hawt???? Ha. Well? It's cold!

Getting disgusted and pissed off. This guy online so does not look good live on webcam and his dick is disgusting. Ignore.

Oh you bet. Old drunk guys in skirts and ladderhosen. Hot ass.

Sleeps with a beauty :cheerful

I had sex once, it was so long ago I forgot how it felt :blink