Homicidalheathen

So this smell comes wafting through the house and I go looking for the source thinking: did someone just take a shit??? And I find Natasha (the only meat eater in the house) eating these stinky ass El Montery Chicken and Cheese Tequitos in the kitchen. Note to self: stay away from the bathroom tomorrow morning...it will be twice as bad coming out the opposite way it went in. :tear

Hating myself for missing Meph and CC last night. Hey is it Jen or Gen by the way?

I am sorry to hear that Jeremy. Maybe you should come over and hit the skins to take out your frustrations.....no?

Can bend a bottle cap with his fingers

I always thought cum tasted kinda like raw pizza dough...at least a guys anyway...

With a side of grits....ew..... :confused

Meows when patted on the head.

Has a leopard print nighty he keeps stashed in his top right dresser drawer... :erm

Likes rice a roni the san fransisco treat

Only if you have the clap or something...whose cum looks like that??? Yuk.

Being very undecided about many things all at once....help me! :confused

I want it to stop raining so I can go to the torture picnic....I may not go now.

Why hell000000oooooo there.

Ducks under tables at the sound of gun fire

Has no idea I actually looked for one last year......

numbers usually work in his favor

Saying YOUR welcome.....and inviting you over to jam anytime

Has an obsession with even numbers

Thanking Phee for selling us that Keyboard....he is actually writing new stuff with out me. Finally!

OMFG I love this song!

Getting ready to be taxi to teens. ~sigh~ I love my husband. He is going to help them buy a car so I can find a job myself again soon.

Lactose intolerant Favoret munchie food?

Is not familiar with Tom dooley

My mind Ever see a therapist?

Can hear the wind blow when he hangs his head over