Homicidalheathen

I just got back from the lake and it is so beautiful out....kinda waiting to see if my friend got home ok I thought he needed a ride but I guess not. I am going to bed soon.

Yes I do need to make some new freinds who arn't wierd or loosers. At least not totally. I get lied to allot....I don't think that makes me stupid, just too trusting. Maybe you should introduce me to some people at CC next time. :cheerful

I have been waiting for my buddy Jay to call me back all night....thats what I want to know he is ok.

Right now I am sitting here kicking myself in the ass again for getting taken advantage of....yet again......I need new freinds. :confused I hate people they lie and suck to fucking pieces. Thats all.

Wishing something wouldn't always turn out the same way ~sigh~

Enough of gross stuff lets just talk about something pleasant like the number in my mailbox it was Jay! I am so happy. He is in town again!

Yes to AZ Are you afraid of flying? Or love it?

I think I need a barf bag over here Phee knock it off.

Thats a good idea...it's been so long I forgot about those lol

Ok so this number was in my mail box and it just said call me. Twice now. I wonder if I can block my number and call it. I have a setting on my phone for this.....does it work cell to cell anyone? All the time? I am thinking this is an old freind but what if it's just a wierd neighbor trying to get my number off of caller ID.

Has a prostate the size of a coconut. :blink

What type of Cheese? And I forget which wine goes with Cheese or does it matter.....and crackers too? Must have crackers.

Was my twin at birth.....we were separated.

Me says hi, me does.

So this smell comes wafting through the house and I go looking for the source thinking: did someone just take a shit??? And I find Natasha (the only meat eater in the house) eating these stinky ass El Montery Chicken and Cheese Tequitos in the kitchen. Note to self: stay away from the bathroom tomorrow morning...it will be twice as bad coming out the opposite way it went in. :tear

Hating myself for missing Meph and CC last night. Hey is it Jen or Gen by the way?

I am sorry to hear that Jeremy. Maybe you should come over and hit the skins to take out your frustrations.....no?

Can bend a bottle cap with his fingers

I always thought cum tasted kinda like raw pizza dough...at least a guys anyway...

With a side of grits....ew..... :confused

Meows when patted on the head.

Has a leopard print nighty he keeps stashed in his top right dresser drawer... :erm

Likes rice a roni the san fransisco treat

Only if you have the clap or something...whose cum looks like that??? Yuk.

Being very undecided about many things all at once....help me! :confused