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chris farley i know someone who fell on a table and broke it the other day lol

Raev thanks for sharing. I too left my weak lil self behind somewhere in early adult hood...I was on the run and took on a assumed name complete with fake ss number, the works. It helped for awhile...but I still have to deal with the abused little kid. I still have issues of self assertion at times. but being crystal (my stage name at the time and fake id) helped me be an outgoing independant adult that didn't take crap.

I know I did the right thing but it feels wrong. I hate being a parent sometimes. It never ends.

I should be up north stokin the fire and cleaning the cabin but I have to Do the driver duty thing again ugh public bathrooms are so gross

the fact he is using my sister in law to get at me then when I finally do talk to him he is all manic and weird and fucking out there preaching shit. It just never ends.

yay I got to post on number 69 of this thread! Oy I should have stuck with the no alcohol rule...sex is better that way and the next day my head doesn't pound. Now I remember why I stopped drinking.

I was very shy until I had to go out into the world and make a living it took a few years but hunger=motivation

Animals Bug Wears Armor Made of Poo Special to LiveScience posted: 11 November 2009 08:21 am ET A young casebearing leaf beetle, Neochlamisus platani, encased in a shell of its own excrement and covered in plant hairs. A beetle apparently protects itself by constructing armor made from excrement, researchers now reveal. Scientists investigated case-bearing leaf beetles, which are found worldwide. Females of these species typically construct bell-shaped receptacles made of feces around an egg immediately after they lay one. "Specifically, they compress fragments of their feces into flat squarish plates using structures in their abdomen that are part of their genitalia," said researcher Daniel Funk, an evolutionary ecologist at Vanderbilt University in Nashville. "These plates are then added individually around the laid egg to form the egg case." When the eggs hatch, the larvae cut off the roof of these cases, poking only their heads and legs out in order to move and feed. They never leave these cases when they are young, instead adding their own excrement to enlarge them and accommodate their growth. After they reach maturity, the adult beetles cut themselves free of their cases with their mandibles. To discover what purpose these unusual structures might serve, the researchers exposed two species of these beetles, each only three to four millimeters long, to three kinds of predators, each with different attack strategies: The spined soldier bug, which uses its beaklike mouthparts to pierce victims and suck out their vital bodily fluids. The common house cricket, which possesses strong chewing mandibles. The green lynx spider, a sit-and-wait predator that injects digestive fluids into prey and then consumes it. The experiments showed this fecal armor could successfully repel predators. Often the predators did not even investigate the potential meals, presumably because the beetles fooled them into believing they were just turds. As the researchers noted, while predators at times use feces to help track down prey, it seems unlikely most would expect potential victims to dwell within the excrement itself. Even when the carnivores noticed the beetles, they often delayed in attacking them, giving the prey more chances at escape. "As the fecal matter the cases are composed of are formed by plant-eating beetles, the defensive chemicals created by the plant — think of chili peppers — to discourage herbivores may well be in the case as well," Funk speculated. On the other hand, young leaf beetles stripped of their cases were most often immediately devoured. The cases of one of the two species of beetles the researchers investigated look fuzzy because the insect, Neochlamisus platani, covers them with plant hairs from the sycamore leaves they feed on, adding significant extra protection against crickets. Such plant hairs might serve as extra camouflage, but they are also known to deter and sometimes even kill would-be herbivores. This species even makes a special chamber in its case packed with these hairs, which seemed to further reduce predator success. "These complex cases demonstrate the enormous 'creativity' of nature via natural selection," Funk said. Funk and his colleague Christopher Brown detailed their findings online Nov. 5 in the journal Animal behavior.

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http://www.livescien...rivia/?quiz=sex Proportionally and compared to other primates, human males have - Correct! The answer is: Massive genitalia You answered 6 questions correctly out of 10. If you scored a perfect 10, you're giving Dr. Ruth a run for her money. Eight or better and you can call yourself an expert. Seven or less? Practice!

My DD skills are needed. That would be designated driver not Dungeons and Dragons master. Good thing its the left ankle and not the right this time...got my pillow ready...good to go.

Was denied the black taco at taco bell for not being 'dark' enough.

...farm animals... *snicker*!

this is good too...I love how the pictures come across on the board now (good work troy) Email 6 People Who Died In Order To Prove A (Retarded) Point By Andrew Maher November 9, 2008 811,412 views digg_url = 'http://www.cracked.com/article_16760_6-people-who-died-trying-prove-stupid-point.html';digg_title = '6 People Who Died In Order To Prove A (Retarded) Point';digg_bodytext = 'History is full of great men and women who laid down their lives for a cause they believed in. Noticeably missing: people who died trying to prove their windows were strong.';digg_media = 'news'; digg_topic = 'comedy';History is full of great men and women who laid down their lives for a cause they believed in. What the history books don't tell you about, however, is the small handful of bull-headed people who've given their lives for causes that really didn't matter to anyone but them. Here are six people who proved a very important point: It's really easy to die doing something retarded. #6.Franz Reichelt What He Tried to Prove: That he was both an awesome inventor and that the law of gravity simply did not apply to him. The Method: Franz Reichelt, a tailor by trade, dreamed of inventing a fashion accessory that would allow a person to float safely to the ground after falling from a great height (perhaps after jumping out of one of those new-fangled flying machines they were experimenting with at the time). What He Actually Proved: Newton's law of universal gravitation. More specifically, he proved that falling from a great height will result in death even if you happen to be wearing one of these convenient, comfy garments: "Ladies, gentlemen... behold! My entire wardrobe, sewn together!" Reichelt's "coat parachute," pictured above, was supposed to function in the same way as a modern parachute. The ultimate test of his invention was when, in 1912, he jumped off the Eiffel Tower in front of an assembled group of worried onlookers. You can pretty much imagine how that went. Fortunately for the internet, but unfortunately for Reichelt, his tragic failure and subsequent impact with France was captured on what has to be one of the first ever examples of a viral video. It's difficult to imagine how Reichelt could have thought his invention would be successful. Sure, Batman pulls off this stunt repeatedly and with alarming ease in The Dark Knight. However, Bruce Wayne had the advantage of space age smart cloth, he wasn't just sewing a bunch of trench coats together. And he's also the goddamned Batman. Not pictured: Franz Reichelt #5.Bando Mitsugoro VIII What He Tried to Prove: That he was invincible, at least where poison was involved. The Method: Bando Mitsugoro VIII was a Japanese Kabuki actor, good enough to be named a "living national treasure" by the Japanese government, a title that became particularly poignant in 1975 when he became rather the opposite of living. On the 16th of January of that year, Mitsugoro went to a restaurant with friends and ordered four "fugu livers." These are better known in Western society as "pufferfish liver" or "a deathwish", as the fish are so poisonous you should call a hazmat team every time one washes up on the beach. I'mma fuck you up. Mitsugoro's intention was to prove his immunity to the poison by ingesting four times the amount that could ordinarily kill a dude. What He Actually Proved: Why did he think he was immune? We're guessing he didn't, and was just one of those guy who likes to make shit up at parties. Now, we'll admit it takes balls to run with a lie that can potentially kill you. But Mitsugoro didn't just run with it, he jumped into a sports car and sped off a cliff. Seven hours after ingesting the four livers, Mitsugoro was dead. According to the Fugu experts at Wikipedia, the victim of the neurotoxin found in fugu liver "remains fully conscious throughout most of the ordeal, but cannot speak or move due to paralysis, and soon also cannot breathe and subsequently asphyxiates." This means Mitsugoro almost certainly died looking up at several friends pointing and saying they knew he was full of shit and that he should pay up (we're just assuming a bet was made somewhere along the line). #4.Garry Hoy What He Tried to Prove: That high rise glass is unbreakable, and that the universe has no sense of irony. The Method: Garry Hoy was a lawyer from Toronto, Canada, whose claim to fame is being the punch-line for every single "famous last words" joke ever made. Those last words pertained to how the glass windows of his 24th storey office in the Toronto-Dominion Centre were "unbreakable." You can see where this is going. "How can I get the interns to respect me..." What He Actually Proved: As you may have guessed (you veritable Sherlock Holmes, you!), Garry tested his little theory by slamming his body up against the glass. He burst through the window and plunged to his death, leaving a group of nervous interns either freaking the hell out, or fervently writing down a "famous last words" joke, depending on how much of a callous asshole they were. "You hear something?" What is shocking about this story is that the window gave way on his second attempt. Apparently Garry was unable to rest after having risked his life just one time. We can imagine how the scene went down: Garry: "These windows are unbreakable, kids!" [General laughter.] Garry: "No really, check this out. Don't try this at home, kids." [Garry hurls himself at the glass to shocked cries. The glass holds, and raucous applause erupts from the interns.] Garry: "Hold your applause. I'm not satisfied with having proved the strength of this glass just once." [Garry's face turns dark.] Garry: "Let's see what you're really made of, glass." [Garry gets a 30 foot running start and launches himself, Superman style, through the glass. This time, the window gives way and sends him plunging to his death.] "Ha ha! Take that, glass! Oh wait. Shit!" Perhaps the best (or worst, if you value human life) part about this story is that it wasn't actually the glass that broke - the window pane popped out, and is the reason he fell to his death. So, in a way, Garry actually did prove his point, though we figure it won't be much consolation to his family. Still, wherever he is right now, he's probably fist-pumping and saying something along the lines of "in your face!" #3.Jeff Dailey and Peter Burkowski What They Tried to Prove: That they were the ironmen of the 80s video game scene. The Method: Jeff Dailey and Peter Burkowski were teenagers and avid video gamers, aged 19 and 18 respectively. Their game of choice was the popular arcade hit "Berzerk," in which players control a stick-figure character who is trapped in a perilous maze populated by ambiguously-shaped robot enemies. Jeff and Peter both had a passion for the game that bordered on dangerous obsession. Fatal obsession, you might say. Fatal Attraction you would not say, because it wouldn't make any sense in this context. Anyway, they pushed their limits day after day, determined to prove once and for all that they were the undisputed masters of the universe and all of that which is contained within it. And that they were good at video games. Mostly the video games bit, really. What They Actually Proved: If you're in poor enough physical condition, even video gaming can be an extreme sport. In 1981, Jeff Dailey died of a heart attack after posting a dazzling high score of 16,660. A year later, Peter Burkowski achieved two similar high scores, and also died of a heart attack shortly after. Now, we're not saying that gaming is bad, but we question the wisdom of playing to the point of neglecting other vital areas of your life, like social interaction, physical health or not being dead. Some say Jeff and Peter must have had some kind of underlying heart conditions, but that is just speculation. What is apparently real is video game addiction, a sickness of the mind which also claimed the life of 28-year-old South Korean man Lee Seung Seop in 2005, after a 50-hour Starcraft session. All we can say is we hope he won. #2.Jennifer Strange What She Tried to Prove: That as retarded as radio contest are, they could never be retarded enough to actually kill you. The Method: Jennifer Strange was a 28-year-old woman and a mother of three from California. As far as we know, she lived a perfectly normal life, until she saw a chance to get the hot toy of the year: a Nintendo Wii. Parents were lining up in the middle of the night to get the things. In 2007, the radio station KDND 107.9 "The End" held a competition cleverly titled "Hold Your Wee for a Wii," in which participants had to consume copious quantities of water without using the bathroom. The prize, as you may have guessed, was a Nintendo Wii, and Jennifer Strange felt she needed one of these so badly that she would go against thousands of years of biological imperative and prove that she didn't need to urinate. What She Actually Proved: Jennifer died of a condition known as "water intoxication", which is caused when vast amounts of liquids are taken into the body and results in a fatal electrolyte imbalance in the brain. On one hand, you could try to dress this up by saying she just really cared about her children. But then you remember that she wasn't putting her body through agony and unnatural stresses to win some life-saving medicine for her kid. It was a Nintendo fucking Wii. And it wasn't like some once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, either, if they waited a few months they could have just bought one off the shelf at freaking Wal-Mart. Everybody involved at the radio station was fired. And, adding insult to death, Jennifer didn't even win the competition. We hope the winner enjoys their game console. #1.Christopher McCandless What He Tried to Prove: That he didn't need the shallow comforts of modern life, damnit. The Method: Everyone, at some point in their life, has had the desire to just leave it all behind. For some people, this involves starting over in another country, for others, it involves cancelling their World of Warcraft subscription. Christopher McCandless decided, fuck it, he'd just leave his family, and all of civilization, behind. McCandless had a strong contempt for the "empty materialism of American society," and just took off to live in the wild of Alaska, with little to no food or equipment. Just the way nature intended! What He Actually Proved: That the corrupt, capitalist society he so loathed was pretty much the only thing keeping him alive. Though the book on McCandless's life and the movie it spawned were sympathetic to the whole situation, many Alaskans believe that he was foolish to embark on such a lifestyle without the appropriate skills or equipment, such as a map or compass. Or common sense. Alaskan Park Ranger Peter Christian has said, "When you consider McCandless from my perspective, you quickly see that what he did wasn't even particularly daring, just stupid, tragic, and inconsiderate. First off, he spent very little time learning how to actually live in the wild. He arrived at the Stampede Trail without even a map of the area. If he [had] had a good map he could have walked out of his predicament [... ] Essentially, Chris McCandless committed suicide." Ouch. The man who set out to prove we didn't need frivolities like houses and electricity wound up being the poster child for staying indoors. Good job, Chris

Hey kiddo, how ya doin?

OMG the flower picker one is making me laugh so hard I gotta peee..... The Dearly Departed In 1997, a 43-year-old successful Scottish attorney named Alastair Liddle called his wife on the way to an important meeting to say that he had arrived safely, and then vanished without a trace. For the next year, rumors sprang up that he had been killed in some kind of gangland hit and dumped into one of Scotland's many lochs, which are the nation's leading source of retarded rumors. Ever heard of it? The Cause of "Death" Despite Liddle's apparent O.G. reputation, he hadn't been murdered by the fierce, kilt-sporting, Scottish mafia. In fact, he wasn't even dead. Way back in 1997, after he called his wife to say everything was OK, he tossed his cell phone into a trash can, withdrew some money and escaped to Cornwall, England. Why Cornwall? Well, besides being as far away from Scotland as possible while still in Britain, there is also a large flower growing industry in the county, which is the real reason Liddle fled there. That's right, Alastair Liddle, a wealthy attorney, abandoned his practice and family and faked his own death in order to become a minimum wage, migrant, flower picker. Unrecognizable from the grossly overweight and downtrodden man he was when he "died," Liddle's old life finally caught up to him a year later when he was forced to give his real name during general police questioning regarding a murder. Since the murder wasn't imaginary, it turned out Liddle had nothing to do with it, but when the police computer returned a hit on an unpaid traffic fine, he was forced away from his dandelion dream back to Scotland where he faced charges of embezzlement. Why he had to embezzle money to become a migrant farm worker is unclear, but after spending 12 sad months in prison without a daffodil in sight, he immediately returned to his floral occupation where he claimed he had never been happier. Why he couldn't just change jobs and move to Cornwall without faking his own death like all the other flower pickers remains a mystery. and this one: 29-year-old, Bennie Wint...I am just getting over his name.

good read, thanks for posting!

texting people who live out in Oakland County...I have so many pals out that way. Always happens. Not just the one's I grew up with.

I think as the world gets more and more over crowded, lack of empathy will be rampant. Actually think it might be a normal built in preservation thing.

No punishment would account for the amount of suffering they did to this boy...maybe impalement on stakes...

Man Punches Another He Accuses of Being a 'Zombie' Monday, October 26, 2009 IOWA CITY, Iowa Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police say the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus. A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose. The man then ran out a back door. The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital. http://www.foxnews.c...test=latestnews

how can anyone complain over quality from something they get at a dollar store I thought it was common knowledge things are not the best. see below: WASHINGTON - The government warned consumers on Friday to avoid using toothpaste made in China because it may contain a poisonous chemical used in antifreeze. Out of caution, the Food and Drug Administration said, people should throw away toothpaste with labeling that says it was made in China. The FDA is concerned that these products may contain diethylene glycol. The agency is not aware of any poisoning from toothpaste in the United States, but it did find the antifreeze ingredient in a shipment at the U.S. border and at two retail stores: a Dollar Plus store in Miami and a Todo A Peso store in Puerto Rico Officials said they are primarily concerned about toothpaste sold at bargain retail outlets. The ingredient in question, called DEG, is used as a lower-cost sweetener and thickening agent. The highest concentration of the chemical found in toothpaste so far was between 3 percent and 4 percent of the product's overall weight. "It does not belong in toothpaste even in small concentrations," said the FDA's Deborah M. Autor. Increased scrutiny<BR itxtvisited="1">The FDA increased its scrutiny of toothpaste made in China because of reports of contamination in several countries, including Panama. The agency is particularly concerned about chronic exposure to DEG in children and in people with kidney or liver disease. Agency officials said they had no estimate of how many tubes of tainted toothpaste might have made it into the U.S. "Our concern today is potentially about all toothpaste that comes in from China," Autor said. "Our estimate is that China makes up about $3.3 million of the $2 billion U.S. toothpaste market." The agency also issued an import alert Friday for all dental products containing DEG. The alert means toothpaste from China will be stopped at the border, she said. Companies that make brands previously found with DEG will have to prove the toothpaste is free of the chemical before it's allowed into the country. Meanwhile, all other brands of Chinese-made toothpaste will be stopped for testing, something the agency has been doing since May 23. The import alert posted by the government says DEG has been improperly used in a variety of sedatives, syrups and cough medicines worldwide. Most recently, a cough syrup containing DEG resulted in more than 40 deaths in Panama last September. The alert says the agency found DEG in three products manufactured by Goldcredit International Trading in China. The products are Cooldent Fluoride, Cooldent Spearmint and Cooldent ICE. Analysis of the products revealed they contained between 3 percent and 4 percent DEG. The agency also found the chemical in one product manufactured by Suzhou City Jinmao Daily Chemical Co. in China. Analysis of that product, Shir Fresh Mint Fluoride Paste, found it contained about 1 percent DEG. China's food safety problems have in recent months become a matter of international concern, a situation reflected in trade talks between Chinese and U.S. officials in Washington last week. Most notably, on March 15, FDA learned that certain pet foods were sickening and killing cats and dogs. FDA found contaminants in vegetable proteins imported into the United States from China and used as ingredients in pet food http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18985512/

well since she doesn't want me over to help till they leave for hunting this weekend...just listening to every remix of silence I kill you. Ya I need to get a life.

wtf? Is he an idiot? quote: He was briefly jailed last November after New York police who pull him over for driving without a license plate discovered three guns. and: Authorities had arrested Williams on Nov. 6 at Los Angeles International Airport after finding a gun in his briefcase.

gotta go check on me best bud... I wonder why all of my best friends end up being mexican. I wonder why that is.