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  1. Ah. I am motivated. Marcus Johnson is still my hero. Anyone who can drive through city hall at 45 mph and get lucky enough not to hit anyone....and for the love of his right to blast music...ah yes. Honorable judge, i place my right hand on the bible... ...guilty guilty, guilty. But that first one? Not guilty.
  2. its the new adhd from what I hear. Kinda like the 80's all over again. My kid said to me the other day...mom...I dunno why I gave you such a hard time as a kid at times....I don't know why I did those things. I said, your just nuts ha ha. And she laughed and said well I don't have those problems now...and I was like I know, you were just a bit spoiled as a kid and that was my fault. Are you not glad I didn't medicate you? And she said yes mom your the best thank you. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20576306/
  3. PLANT CITY - If you're looking for a prostitute, don't come to Plant City, police say. Officers are cracking down on prostitution near the downtown historic district, where they say sex has been for sale for as little as $4. In the past few weeks, the police department has arrested three women ranging in age from 23 to 38 and 16 men ranging in age from 22 to 73. Police have periodically battled prostitution over the years but they say the recent spike is due to low prices sometimes charged by the women. Sexual favors are being sold for as little as $4 to $20, police said. Working with local businesses south of the historic downtown area, investigators were able to gather information about exact times and locations of the sex trade, according to police. Undercover officers targeted women walking the streets and soliciting in the prostitution-plagued area, while a plainclothes female officer attracted male customers, resulting in those arrests, police said. Police say they will continue to monitor the situation and conduct periodic prostitution stings. Police say those arrested on prostitution solicitation charges include: Naomi Lynn Parzyck, 34, Lisa Michelle Hall, 38, Lisa Dawn Mote, 23, Oscar Mendez, 22, Toney Knighten, 51, Daniel Arthur Donahue, 54, Ricardo Doria-Guerrero, 36, Arnulfo Montelongo, 39, James Edward Cowder, 61, Barney Louis Paschall, 67, Francisco Ibarra, 51, Henry T. Wald, 73, Robert R. Fields, 69, Valentin Posadas, 57, Glenn Gibbs, 49, Samuel Johnson, 51, James Padgett, 38, Darryl Turner, 47, and Mauricio Urquilla-Velis, 37. Urquilla-Velis was also charged with resisting arrest, fleeing to elude, aggravated assault on a police officer with a motor vehicle and reckless driving, police said. Reporter George Wilkens can be reached at (813) 627-4769
  4. Making a Marcus Johnson is my hero tshirt
  5. my personal fav http://www.owensarchive.com/classic-hollywood/a-b-c/brigitte-bardot/bridget-bardot-at-the-beach-in-cannes-france/prod_5746.html Bridget Bardot. http://www.owensarchive.com/index.php?searchStr=bridget+bardot&act=doSearch did you know she tried to kill herself with pills once...
  6. they have closed MANY caves. its good to check ahead now and even see if you can get in if your into that sort of thing. Or go in nakey and jump in a stream and wash when your done. nakey camping and hiking is in now especially at summer solstice
  7. this vid is almost as funny as the one where he crashes the car
  8. a few more Curses, foiled again Police arrested a man they said bought fake drugs with fake money. Kyle Kochelek, 21, handed an undercover officer in Unicoi County, Tenn., "obviously bad money," according to investigators, who pointed out to the Johnson City Press that some of the bills were printed on just one side. After police arrested Elizabeth Russell, 45, and her 13-year-old daughter for shoplifting in Plainville, Conn., Daryll Russell, 47, came to the police station to bail out his wife and daughter, only to be arrested himself when a computer check turned up an outstanding warrant. The Hartford Courant reported that when son Jonathan Russell, 19, showed up to post bail for the three, police found he was wanted for violating probation and arrested him, too. Wheeled warriors After crashing into two vehicles and leaving the scene, then vandalizing the lobby of a church, Veronica Hollifield, 77, led police on a low-speed chase through Port Orange, Fla. The Daytona Beach News-Journal reported that the woman drove her 1999 Toyota at speeds between 10 and 15 mph, scattering pedestrians and refusing repeated demands to stop. At one point, an officer ran alongside her car and managed to open the car door and grab Hollifield's arm, but she put the car in reverse and rammed a squad car behind her before taking off. She then slammed into another police cruiser and headed down a dead-end street. An officer threw stop sticks in her path, flattening three of her tires. She continued driving until she crashed into a tree. Nebraska state police reported that an 88-year-old man led troopers on a 40-mile chase down the wrong side of Interstate 80 at speeds between 30 mph and 70 mph. Capt. Jim Parish told the Omaha World Herald that the man just smiled and waved at troopers who pulled alongside and shined a spotlight into his minivan, yelling frantically for him to pull over. Even when they put down stop sticks that flattened his tires, he kept on going. When he did finally heed the flashing lights and stop, he wasn't drunk, just confused, Parish said, explaining that the man's wife had sent him out for dinner, and he got lost. Building log cabins? FairPoint Communications reported that since last fall, thieves have cut down and stolen 35 telephone poles in Oakland, Maine. FairPoint supervisor Simon Thorne explained the poles had no wires attached to them and were left behind when the company installed replacement poles next to them. Lucky to a point A man who lost control of his vehicle and drove off a 200-foot cliff near Los Banos, Calif., survived the rollover accident, only to be killed while trying to get help. Aria Day Fletcher, 23, a passenger in the Toyota Tundra, told California Highway Patrol investigators that the driver climbed back up to the highway, apparently to flag down assistance, when he was hit and killed by a Honda Accord. Capital punishment Nicholas Hernandez, 25, who was charged with felony murder after being accused of killing two people while driving drunk in Harris County, Texas, last August, died when the car he was riding in struck a pole and rolled over in February. Authorities told the Houston Chronicle that the driver of the vehicle, Jose Resendez, 27, was drinking at the time. Angel Galvan-Hernandez, 26, pleaded guilty to raping two women in Seattle and then begged Judge Julie Spector to sentence him to be executed rather than send him to prison because he fears that he will be raped. "I prefer death a thousand times over being raped," Galvan-Hernandez said. Plane geometry After Australia's Jetstar airline made 350-pound Samantha Scafe pay for an extra seat "for other people's comfort because of my size," Scafe said she was assigned two seats that were not next to each other. Jetstar corporate affairs general manager Simon Westaway told the Cairns Post "an error was made in the process of booking" but said the airline's policy required Scafe to pay for both seats. Animal magnetism Florida wildlife managers hoping to prevent crocodiles from returning to residential neighborhoods after they have been removed began taping magnets to the animals' heads to disrupt their homing ability. "We said, 'Hey, we might as well give this a try,'" Lindsey Hord, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission's crocodile response coordinator, told Reuters. Hord explained that crocodiles are persistently territorial and will travel up to 10 miles a week to return to urban areas when biologists remove them. Since launching the experiment in January by taping "a common old laboratory magnet" to two crocodiles, Hord and his co-workers have claimed success, although they admit it "is by no means a really well-developed scientific study." One croc was run over by a car and died, but the other has yet to return. Pay attention Andrew Riley was listening to his iPod at home in Pomfret, Conn., when his alarm company called to tell him his house was on fire. After firefighters were summoned and quickly extinguished the blaze, which started on the upper floor of the house, Riley said he was so engrossed in his music that he hadn't smelled smoke or heard the smoke alarm go off. Hard times worsen Italy's fashion industry has asked the government for a bailout as demand for designer clothes and accessories has plummeted. "The Italian clothing and textile sector risks falling to pieces under the weight of the international economic crisis," Michele Tronconi, the head of Sistema Moda Italia, told Italian media. "We don't want someone to pedal for us. We know how to ride a bicycle well, but at this time a push is necessary." Improbable cause After Yorktown, Ind., police Officer Mike Daugherty arrested Daniel T. Doster Jr., 42, who faces charges of vicarious sexual gratification, he reported, "Daniel admitted to me that he was standing at the mailbox masturbating to show his neighbors who was boss."
  9. ok this be me last post for now it hurts to laugh. Thank you Marcus Johnson, 33, of Wichita, Kansas. Oh my gawd my side hurts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL83sUbTDiU News of the Weird by Chuck Shepard Americans Fantasize, Germans Act: Two formerly well-off retired couples in Speyer, Germany, whose nest egg was largely wiped out by investments in sub-prime Florida mortgages, vented their anger by kidnapping their investment adviser, James Amburn, in June. They took him to the vacation home of one of the couples near the Austrian border, bound him like a mummy and beat and tortured him over several days, fracturing two ribs, in repeated attempts to punish him and extort his own property as partial compensation for their losses. Police rescued him after he managed to send a coded message by fax. People With Too Much Money: (1) A resident at 48 Commonwealth Ave. in Boston's Back Bay neighborhood paid $300,000 in June for one outdoor, uncovered parking space, according to the listing agent. (2) Texas accountant Randy Reeves, 50, paid $1,500 cash in April for the dentist's mold of the upper and lower teeth of Tiny Tim, which the late singer had given to the seller. They Get Paid for This? (1) Researchers from Cleveland State University, for a recent journal article, assessed the physical traits of 195 female characters from the first 20 James Bond films, revealing that more were brunette than blond and that at least 90 percent were young, slim and of above-average looks. (2) In June, a branch of the National Institutes of Health awarded a $423,000 grant to the Kinsey Institute to find out why men seem to prefer not to use condoms during sex. (ABC News, reporting the announcement, contacted a sex-advice blogger, who revealed, free of charge, that it's because the condom reduces sexual sensation.) Smooth Reactions (1) Marcus Johnson, 33, of Wichita, Kan., was sentenced to 10 years in prison in May for an incident last year in which, angered by a police officer's demand to lower the volume of his car radio, Johnson immediately drove to City Hall, went up a ramp at about 45 mph, crashed through the front door and continued on through the building. (2) Robert Caton, 50, was arrested in Andover, England, in May after he drove his Rolls-Royce through the front window of a Tesco store. His wife said he had been upset to find out that the bed they had ordered did not come with a mattress. Fine Points of the Law In May, a court in Montreal, Quebec, ordered the Cinemas Guzzo theater to pay a woman $10,000 (CDN) for violating her family's privacy during an inspection of her and her daughters' bags (searching for video equipment that could illegally record a movie). Employees found no equipment but did uncover the teenage daughter's birth control pills, which the mother and the daughter figured would have been better left unrevealed to each other. Oops! (1) Calvin Wells beat a certain, mandatory 10-year prison term for felony possession of cocaine because the verdict form signed by the jury contained a typographical error. Wells had 100 grams, but the verdict form certified "ten one hundred (100) grams," which an Ohio appeals court ruled in June could have meant "10/100th grams," which would be a misdemeanor whose maximum time Wells had already served. (2) Retired Florida judge Rogers Padgett said in March that he is trying to undo an error he made in sentencing Kenneth Young to life without chance of parole for a series of armed robberies committed at age 14. Padgett said he thought the Florida no-parole law for kids applied only to murder and sexual assaults and never meant for Young, now 23, to be forever ineligible. Fetishes on Parade As the U.S. House of Representatives was voting on legislation in April to expand the protections of hate-crimes law to "gender identity" and sexual orientation, Rep. Alcee Hastings of Florida publicly ridiculed a colleague (unnamed) who apparently confused homosexuals with fetishists. The colleague had proposed an amendment specifying that protection of the law would not extend to exhibitionists, pedophiles or voyeurs, as well as "apotemnophiliacs, asphyxophiliacs, autogynephiliacs, coprophiliacs, klismaphiliacs" or people who practice something called "toucherism." (The amendment failed; thus, there is, for example, no enhanced penalty for assaulting a toucherist.) Least Competent Criminals (1) Victor Delfi was arrested and charged with robbing the Lincoln Park Savings Bank in Chicago, having tipped off authorities when he tried to deposit red-dye-stained money into his own account at another bank. (2) Marlon Moore, 39, was indicted in Miami in June in what the Internal Revenue Service said was a series of attempts to cheat the U.S. Treasury. Using several aliases, Moore allegedly requested bogus tax refunds in the amounts of $5.959 trillion, $2.975 trillion and $6 trillion. (Also, under his own name, he asked for a tax refund of $10 million.) Undignified Deaths (1) A 34-year-old man survived a single-car rollover accident in Nelson, Calif., in May, extricating himself and walking away, but was struck and killed minutes later by an Amtrak train as he crossed railroad tracks. (2) In April in Houma, La., a 23-year-old motorist, having sideswiped a driver waiting to make a turn, drove away without stopping and was killed minutes later when he crashed into another car
  10. LOL glad your enjoying yourself and that your still postin'! Hugs! If you go as a boulder can I be the dog that pee's on ya? yah. JK
  11. I have had to start jumping up and down and screaming to get someone away from me don't be afraid to look crazy I mean totally nuts foam at the mouth, whatever. runnin works good too stay in shape I always try to make sure (even with bad knees) I can sprint a ways
  12. Ow. Can one get a hernia up this high? I think its a hernia. This reeeeally fucking hurts. Ow. Ow.
  13. Its pink and black like meee! so far its a lil slow but my sign in is actually faster whioh I like I wonder if I can post personal pics in threads now
  14. Can I adopt him? I collect lil rubber duckies. He will be joining playboy bunny duck (she is hot) zombie duck and goth duck. Sewer duck would be a very welcome addition! going where no ducky dare go before and all ya know. He will get top billing, I promise.
  15. Actually the biologists at cranbrook are looking for a solution to the problem...in the mean time if anyone goes in a bat cave it is recommended you wash your clothes even upon leaving before entering another cave its THAT serious In the mean time everyone should contribute the the survival of said species and put up a bat house you can order one very affordably through cranbrook I am putting up 2 soon near a woods. http://www.batroost.com/bathousesandfreebathouseplans.aspx http://www.batconservation.org/content/BatZone.html
  16. oh to all you campers and climbers, if you frequent bat caves as I sometimes do, clean your gear (everything) when you leave before entering another cave as you can spread this http://www.caves.org/WNS/
  17. (bats eat mosquitoes and things that eat our food crops as well) In February 2006 some 40 miles west of Albany, N.Y., a caver photographed hibernating bats with an unusual white substance on their muzzles. He noticed several dead bats. The following winter, bats behaving erratically, bats with white noses and a few hundred dead bats in several caves came to the attention of New York Department of Environmental Conservation biologists, who documented white-nose syndrome in January 2007. Hundreds of thousands of hibernating bats have died since. Biologists with state and federal agencies and organizations across the country are still trying to find the answer to this deadly mystery. We have found sick, dying and dead bats in unprecedented numbers in and around caves and mines from Vermont to Virginia. In some hibernaculum, 90 to 100 percent of the bats are dying. While they are in the hibernaculum, affected bats often have white fungus on their muzzles and other parts of their bodies. They may have low body fat. These bats often move to cold parts of the hibernacula, fly during the day and during cold winter weather when the insects they feed upon are not available, and exhibit other uncharacteristic behavior. Despite the continuing search to find the source of this condition by numerous laboratories and state and federal biologists, the cause of the bat deaths remains unknown. Recent identification of a cold-loving fungus could be a step toward an answer. http://www.fws.gov/northeast/white_nose.html State and Service biologists are: Winter monitoring of signs of WNS in caves and mines has been completed; Service and state biologists are compiling data from the biennial winter count of Indiana bats; Bat field work during early summer 2009 includes mist-netting* to determine the presence of bats and monitoring of known maternity colonies (groups of females that raise their young together) of little brown, big brown or Indiana bats. Monitoring can vary from counting bats as they emerge at sunset to attaching radio transmitters and following their roosting and feeding behaviors *(A mist net is a grid of thin nylon strands. Set between two upright poles, it resembles a large volleyball net. Mist-netting poses minimal risk of injury to trapped bats.); Service and other federal biologists along with state and academic biologists attended a meeting in May 2009 hosted by Bat Conservation International to discuss potential avenues of research; Service, state, U.S. Geological Survey and National Park Service biologists met in May 2009 to develop strategies to control the spread and minimize the impacts of WNS. We have initiated a structured decision-making process to identify potential management options that could be implemented as soon as winter 2009-2010. The initial phase of the SDM process is nearing completion, and efforts are now under way to critically evaluate all potential management actions based on the most current scientific information; The Service, in conjunction with many partners, is supporting experimental treatment of WNS-affected captive bats with damaged wings; The U.S. Geological Survey has initiated a pilot study to determine if WNS can be identified in affected vs. unaffected bats through genetic analyses; Service biologists and managers are working with commercial cave operators, caving groups, outing clubs, karst conservancies and others in several states, including Indiana, Kentucky, North Carolina, Virginia and Tennessee, to slow the potential spread of WNS; and Service biologists are assisting in developing and distributing new information about WNS (e.g., WNS video at http://www.cavebiota.com/).
  18. Slidell computer programmer, once known as the “Cajun Spam King,” was arrested by Slidell police Tuesday on charges of molesting a 14-year-old girl and raping a 15-year-old. Slidell Police Department spokesman Capt. Kevin Foltz said police raided the business office of Ronald Scelson, 36, at 1831 Third Street and confiscated numerous computers and computer-related equipment after detectives interviewed the 14-year-old victim. The girl said she was molested by Scelson back in February when she was at his Third Street business. She noticed that several of his computers were on pornographic sites and others were on chat room sites. She said Scelson started joking around with her and then allegedly handcuffed her and proceeded to fondle the girl. Ronald Scelson The victim told a friend about the incident in May. The friend relayed the information to the victim’s mother who called the Slidell police May 18 and filed a report. During the raid on Scelson’s office, police also found marijuana and drug paraphernalia. Foltz said police also got a search warrant for Scelson’s home at 2030 Teal St., and there they seized three computers. In all, police confiscated three computer servers, three laptop computers, nine desktop computers and seven external storage devices. All of them are being examined by computer forensic investigators for evidence. Police Chief Freddy Drennan said he was concerned about what investigators might find on the computers. “I am hoping that we don’t have any more victims,” Drennan said. Foltz said police don’t know why Scelson had so many computers, but they believe he was using them to view pornographic Web sites, and to communicate through various chat rooms. Scelson has an infamous reputation in the computer world. An eighth-grade dropout, Scelson is a self-taught computer programmer, who gained notoriety for bulk mailing spam e-mails all over the world. He was known as the Cajun Spam King and bragged that he could break through any anti-spam software and that he would send 180 million junk e-mail messages every 12 hours. He testified before the U.S. Senate Commerce Committee in 2003 on spam practices, and ironically, told senators they should pass anti-spam legislation. After Scelson was arrested, and Foltz said he was cooperating with investigators. During questioning, police learned that Scelson has raped a 15-year-old Slidell girl in April of May of 2008. The rape allegedly took place in Scelson’s old residence in the Audubon subdivision, Foltz said. The 2008 rape had never been reported to police, Foltz said, but detectives have questioned the rape victim. In all, Scelson has been charged with molestation of a juvenile, forcible rape, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, and possession of a weapon while in possession of narcotics. As of press time, Scelson was still at the Slidell City Jail waiting to be transferred to the St. Tammany Parish Jail where bond will be set. Foltz said that if convicted of all the charges, Scelson faces 62 years in prison, a fine of $20,000 or both.
  19. I was up at the jail over here on Elizabeth yesturday anyone know what its like it there and why people in the back building sound like they are being tortured? Is that where they hold the mental ones? thanks.
  20. parties in old warehouses people squating in same loft apts cheap that are huge and you can hold parties in them did I mention parties russel industrial center lofts for rent to artists, they have makeshift huge thick wood doors and huge padlocks on them it was kinda surreal oh I had to pee in a bad area once and someone was being shot at and running. I just kept going then took off
  21. RIGA (Reuters) – Ready to give your soul for a loan in these difficult economic times? In Latvia, where the crisis has raged more than in the rest of the European Union, you can. Such a deal is being offered by the Kontora loan company, whose public face is Viktor Mirosiichenko, 34. Clients have to sign a contract, with the words "Agreement" in bold letters at the top. The client agrees to the collateral, "that is, my immortal soul." Mirosiichenko said his company would not employ debt collectors to get its money back if people refused to repay, and promised no physical violence. Signatories only have to give their first name and do not show any documents. "If they don't give it back, what can you do? They won't have a soul, that's all," he told Reuters in a basement office, with one desk, a computer and three chairs. Wearing sunglasses, a black suit and a white shirt with the words "Kontora" (office) emblazoned on it, he reaches into his pocket and lays out a sheaf of notes on the table to show that the business is serious and not a joke. Latvia has been the EU nation worst hit by economic crisis. Unemployment is soaring and banks have sharply reduced their lending, meaning that small companies offering easy loans in small amounts have become more popular. Mirosiichenko said his company was basically trusting people to repay the small amounts they borrowed, which has so far been up to 250 lats ($500) for between 1 and 90 days at a hefty interest rate. He said about 200 people had taken out loans over the two months the business was in operation. (Reporting by Patrick Lannin; Editing by Steve Addison) http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090703/od_nm/us_soul_odd
  22. Early menopause could control stoats, possums: pest experts Home » News » Farming Sun, 31 May 2009 News: Farming Pest control experts are looking at testing on possums and stoats a chemical that triggers an accelerated menopause in mammals. Landcare Research is currently in discussions with an American company, Senestech, which is developing the technology. Phil Cowan, science leader on pest control technologies for Landcare told NZPA the state science company is negotiating an agreement "that will allow us to initiate joint research on these particular compounds later this year for possums and stoats". The technology to chemically sterilise feral female pests stems from work done by scientists in Arizona, who investigated potential damage caused to ovarian follicles in women exposed to a chemical compound known as 4-vinylcyclohexene diepoxide, or VCD, used in manufacturing rubber tyres, polyesters and plastics. A researcher at Northern Arizona University, Loretta Mayer found the non-toxic chemical also caused infertility in rats, and a company on the university campus at Flagstaff is developing it as a pest control. Details were revealed to an invitation-only workshop on fertility control in wildlife management at Landcare's Lincoln campus. The meeting was organised by the New Zealand government and the governments of Australia, the United States, and Britain, as part of development of more effective methods for wildlife management. The first product being rolled out by an American company, SenesTech, is ContraPest to cut rat numbers in Southeast Asia's rice paddies, where rodents eat up to a third of the crop. This is already being tested in Indonesia -- the world's largest producer of rice -- and the next test sites will be in the Philippines and Vietnam. And it is being registered for rodent control in Australia, where mice can be a serious problem in grain stores. Now the company is developing another product, ChemSpay, which has already been proven to induce permanent sterility in female dogs after one exposure to the drug. Dr Mayer and her team of researchers also are adapting the technology platform for population management of wild animals such as deer, coyotes, foxes, raccoons, horses, buffalo and elk as well as cats and dogs. New Zealand has problems with feral cats, dogs, deer, elk and horses as well as possums and stoats. Australia hopes to use the technology to use in managing kangaroo, wallaby and camel populations ------------------------------------------------------------ A breakthrough in the search for a possum contraceptive could cut the use of the controversial pest-control poison 1080. A new hormone disruption treatment has been successfully trialled by injecting captive possums at Wellington Zoo, making some infertile for up to two years. The challenge now is to find a way of introducing the method to possums in the wild, possibly using baits. "It was an exciting result, but delivery is the key, and we hope to have some field trials under way by 2013," Associate Professor Doug Eckery, of Victoria University, said. The brushtail possum is an introduced marsupial that has become New Zealand's leading pest in both ecological and economical terms, with an estimated population of 70 million. About $110 million is spent each year trying to control the species using poison, including 1080, which some groups say causes harm to native bird and animal life. The new research, carried out by the university's School of Biological Sciences and the National Research Centre for Possum Biocontrol, focused on the formation of ovaries, the regulation of hormones and the growth of eggs. "First we identified a hormone produced in the brain that is a key regulator of fertility in possums. In subsequent studies, we've been able to successfully disrupt the actions of this hormone," Prof Eckery said. There was a move toward non-lethal possum control methods. "Following the recent reassessment of 1080 poison in New Zealand by the Environmental Risk Management Authority, a recommendation was given for more research into alternative methods of possum control." Conservation Department spokesman Herb Christophers welcomed the breakthrough, and said it would be keen to support field trials "if appropriate". "Any tool we can get to try and reduce possum populations is a benefit." Wellington Zoo chief executive Karen Fifield said the project fitted its aim of protecting native plant and animal life
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