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Homicidalheathen

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  1. being squished in a crowd for a concert at hart plaza being squished getting out of the fireworks one year
  2. ....or come live with you....as medicaid will prob be a thing of the past by then. I know someone who tells her dad all kinds of crazy crap then he repeats it thinking its real as he is like 70 and doesn't know any better. She lives with him and takes care of him and he does drive her crazy at times but, this s hilarious...the things he says make him look totally coocoo I tried to stop him and she shuts me up, then I caught her telling him some outrageous crap so he would think it real news and go around repeating it looking crazy, its funny tho he never goes online to check it out hell she even makes up fake medical terms for fake shit. revenge of the 40 somethings.
  3. assburgers. Kinda like an asshat only better. better and badder than a 'tard.
  4. At some point 'legends' are worth more dead than alive. Especially when they have been weird for awhile...bad publicity... think Anna Nichole. Something is fishy who has doctor feel good over that much its always been weird
  5. Delusions of superiority. A hyper-inflated sense of their own ass, charm or appearance. Bitch for their professional, sporting, musical, rhyming and/or computer prowess. An obsessive need for cheese that borders on interesting. An utter inability to think more than one thought at a time. A lack of empathy for the hordes of people who live like mooing cows. A belief that the horde of sheeple that they belong to is better than other hordes of sheeple. A constant oral discharge of fecal matter The arousal in others of violent or homicidal thoughts. An unnatural fondness for the teletubbies. Drawn to raping cats in the butt. Known for being a homosexual, a type of antisocial human commonly found on craigslist Excreting feces from the penis and releasing urine from the sphincter
  6. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Asperger_Syndrome http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Assburger's_syndrome
  7. someone is sending me songs about evil seeds since someone accidently slipped me stawberry's the other day ow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O-4LDpE7aE
  8. stoned sore and wtf I think someone just tried to break in but I scared him off. I am always home at the right time. I heard the window open and it is open a bit...someone just knocked a few min ago too when I was in the bathroom my watch cat is on high alert as well
  9. I also heard those cute lil roses? They come in a glass tube. It is used as a pipe after you throw the rose away. Think its ironic I have this guy up here selling the means to smoke something illegal. Its just weird. The owner MUST KNOW its in high demand or he wouldn't order them, and thus he must know what they are used for.
  10. I just heard this metal 'straw' is really a crack pipe. Figures as it doesn't work so well as a straw. Its heavy...it flicks out of your mouth and makes a huuuge mess. Just wonder who at slurpie corp thought this up. Proves big buisness will stop short of NOTHING to take your money. The clerk at my store told me its really a crack pipe. He said and I quote: 'oh hell ya people smoke the hell outta crack in that thing'
  11. we are redoing ours this week actually I just told my kids who gets what on top of the actual pdf I downloaded and am having witnessed later this week by two acquaintances Not listing all of my belongings and labeling who gets what I am sure they will be fair and understanding as they all get along.
  12. http://crime.about.com/od/serial/p/gaskins.htm Donald "Pee Wee" Gaskins : Donald "Pee Wee" Gaskins was the most prolific serial killer in South Carolina history. Once his brutality was unleashed, he knew no boundaries, torturing, killing, cannibalizing victims, both male and female. In his taped memoirs for the book, Final Truth by author Wilton Earl, Gaskins said, 'I have walked the same path as God, by taking lives and making others afraid, I became God's equal. Through killing others, I became my own master. Through my own power I come to my own redemption..' -------------------------------------- http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=8009566&page=1 this story is going on today and he is targeting normal people, families just going about their business...in their own space not bothering anyone. GAFFNEY, S.C. – A teenage girl shot while helping her father in their family's small furniture and appliance store died Saturday, becoming the fifth victim of a suspected serial killer terrorizing a small South Carolina community, authorities said. Abby Tyler, 15, died about 11:15 a.m. at a Spartanburg hospital after fighting for her life for two days, Cherokee County Coroner Dennis Fowler said. Tyler was wounded and her father was killed Thursday as they worked to close the Tyler Home Center near downtown Gaffney. County Sheriff Bill Blanton said investigators believe the killings are linked and the search is on for a suspected male serial killer. An 83-year-old mother and her daughter were shot to death Wednesday, and a 63-year-old peach farmer was found dead at his home a week ago. Blanton said all the victims were shot, but he would not say how the deaths were linked. The shootings all occurred within about 10 miles of each other in Cherokee County, a rural community of 54,000 people set amid peach orchards and farms some 50 miles west of Charlotte, N.C. The spree had alarmed residents canceling Independence Day holiday plans and arming themselves. The sheriff has warned door-to-door salesmen to stop knocking and anyone who breaks down on the county's rural roads to wait instead of walking to a house for help because he worries "people are going to start shooting at shadows." The killings began a week ago Saturday when the wife of 63-year-old peach farmer Kline Cash found him dead in their home. Then last Wednesday, relatives found 83-year-old Hazel Linder and her 50-year-old daughter, Gena Linder Parker, bound and shot to death in a separate shooting at Linder's home. Dozens of local, state and federal investigators were assigned to the case when the killings were linked. But a day later, the killer struck again, less than a half-mile from the sheriff's office serving as the headquarters for the investigation, killing 48-year-old Stephen Tyler and his daughter. "We're knee-deep in the investigation," Blanton said Sunday. "There's fear and concern here and there should be concern." Investigators have released a sketch of the suspect, saying he is in his 40s, with salt and pepper hair, about 6-foot-2, and roughly 200 pounds. They think he is driving a silver 1991-1994 Ford Explorer. -------------------------------------- http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/article...NEWS03/90704006 http://www.wyff4.com/news/15246925/detail.html 1960's
  13. I have a ton of work to do today. This one house I clean, its...nasty....I always find pubs in the kitchen. Don't wanna know...just don't. Watched the cow video again. Feel very fortunate i don't have to do that for milk. Decided...well I could pray I come back as a girl my next life and risk getting my clit cut off, pray I come back as a man and risk sucking cow ass...pray for the CONTINENT I am born on to be this one but by the next century or two WE will be the worlds slave labor...as we suffer the charma of our ansestors... so I will just do what I know is right and stop praying for any certain thing. And maybe shop more at Trader Joes...try not to contribute to the evils of the masses of white men.
  14. talkin to my bud about wyoming. its still a possiblity...need a change of space.
  15. sad my friend has uterus cancer...glad she is getting the job and benefits for the hysterectomy
  16. that I should see who it is before I answer the door like that....oops. nice first impression heh
  17. soul sucking vampires who try to get you upset then steal the energy. Yuk.
  18. they did cut out the dance moves and are only showing the 'tricks' there are do it yourself pole installation kits...(attach to a support beam) and videos on it now, anyone can do it at home with practice I have even seen one in a trailer...they are removable and have a small tiled area...where the pole goes Hey I got one. Ya might be a redneck if...you have a dancer pole in the living area of your trailer home.
  19. try doing a bit of research first, and help your planet as much as possible http://www.treehugger.com/files/2008/02/should_you_buy.php
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