Homicidalheathen

barf...barf...barf barf barfola! Yukies! ewewew yak penis! gah! My eyes...! someone get me a scalding hot poker people pay 33 bucks and some change for this shit

take a much sinister reviving walk heh heh. Anyone catch the oj referrence...? I just discovered if you shake a lighter thats almost empty it builds up fumes then you go light a short doobie under someones nose and whoosh it trims the nose hair. Ya might get beat over the head tho. bye.

I want to take me kid white water rafting

I would take a certain someone to this. http://www.superclubs.com/brand_hedonism/r...=&ILICI_LG=

buncha geeks. sheesh.

ditto that

I am listening to my cat throw up. Always such a nice sound. Gak!

I'll pimp out my gay cat for dgn funds. Hows that.

texting. She is forcing me into it! its the ONLY WAY thing 1 will comunicate. We shall go to prodigy and it will be good.

I have rented space at Pontiac lake/trails...private areas out N of here but west of Port huron...most of my camping was done out west. I am looking for places I can get away from crowds easy that are not to far away and we are going to the dunes this summer, sleeping bear dunes...I have never been. http://www.cnn.com/2009/TRAVEL/03/26/campi...nomy/index.html its not cheap though by any means, I need a new tent. And mattress.

I should be getting ready for an appointment...I should be sending someone the pics I promised and answering an email...but I am not.

Escape by Carolyn Jessop

porn stars everywhere are confused by the new term

take a bath in it.

swamped....why is there never enough time in a day? I gotta go now.

I went, it like most movies, triggered my narcalepsy...so this is what I remember. The people to the left were disgusted by my uncontrollable nodding off, the bright lights and noise...it just does that. The people to the right liked it and said I looked like some lady in the movie before I got my hairs cut off. Other than that I woke up to some huge, naked glowing blue guy. Thats about it. Personally I think my narcaleptic movie attacks make me a GREAT critic.

well considering I bout had a heart attack at the rams horn, and I cant poop right, pretty darn good.

like I sooo need to detox. Yah.

I go to Roseville then maybe lansing No debauchery today did help my kid break oh 5 laws the other night in the name of 'art' lol she is so funny...'we cant get in trouble for this, can we ma?' coming from the one I got arrested with she expects me to tell the truth? 'hell no, keep going almost done...' I am going to go to my step grandkids partay. Yes I am THAT old. I have not started on turning them into evil minions...yet...

...does this pink thingy make me look fat? next pic

wishing people would shut up and myob so I can live my life in peace

like I got hit by a mack truck...ugh...