Homicidalheathen

look at this, I saw this fly cheese the other day... http://mywiki.ws/Top_10_Weirdest_Delicacies maggots yup they said when you squish the thing on your mouth (they are alive and wiggle!) it enhances the flavor and that you want to eat the cheese the maggot SHITS OUT as it has more um flavor. Yah. Lots of penis of other species being eaten by folks...what does that say about a person...fuckin sick and gross all at the same time. then I saw people eating live tiny octopus and one person has died because he didn't chew it enough and choked to death. It gives stamina and strength.

telling someone the mullet has to go

Pissed a bit. He always does this. Acts like his part of the job is more important and sometimes even sabatages my work. I get sooo fucking pissed but there is NOTHING I can do. So I go smoke a joint so I don't die of high blood pressure. Then he wants to come out and take a hit but never pitches in FUCK YOU. Oh well another day of crap.

barf...barf...barf barf barfola! Yukies! ewewew yak penis! gah! My eyes...! someone get me a scalding hot poker people pay 33 bucks and some change for this shit

take a much sinister reviving walk heh heh. Anyone catch the oj referrence...? I just discovered if you shake a lighter thats almost empty it builds up fumes then you go light a short doobie under someones nose and whoosh it trims the nose hair. Ya might get beat over the head tho. bye.

I want to take me kid white water rafting

I would take a certain someone to this. http://www.superclubs.com/brand_hedonism/r...=&ILICI_LG=

buncha geeks. sheesh.

ditto that

I am listening to my cat throw up. Always such a nice sound. Gak!

I'll pimp out my gay cat for dgn funds. Hows that.

texting. She is forcing me into it! its the ONLY WAY thing 1 will comunicate. We shall go to prodigy and it will be good.

I have rented space at Pontiac lake/trails...private areas out N of here but west of Port huron...most of my camping was done out west. I am looking for places I can get away from crowds easy that are not to far away and we are going to the dunes this summer, sleeping bear dunes...I have never been. http://www.cnn.com/2009/TRAVEL/03/26/campi...nomy/index.html its not cheap though by any means, I need a new tent. And mattress.

I should be getting ready for an appointment...I should be sending someone the pics I promised and answering an email...but I am not.

Escape by Carolyn Jessop

porn stars everywhere are confused by the new term

take a bath in it.

swamped....why is there never enough time in a day? I gotta go now.

I went, it like most movies, triggered my narcalepsy...so this is what I remember. The people to the left were disgusted by my uncontrollable nodding off, the bright lights and noise...it just does that. The people to the right liked it and said I looked like some lady in the movie before I got my hairs cut off. Other than that I woke up to some huge, naked glowing blue guy. Thats about it. Personally I think my narcaleptic movie attacks make me a GREAT critic.

well considering I bout had a heart attack at the rams horn, and I cant poop right, pretty darn good.

like I sooo need to detox. Yah.

I go to Roseville then maybe lansing No debauchery today did help my kid break oh 5 laws the other night in the name of 'art' lol she is so funny...'we cant get in trouble for this, can we ma?' coming from the one I got arrested with she expects me to tell the truth? 'hell no, keep going almost done...' I am going to go to my step grandkids partay. Yes I am THAT old. I have not started on turning them into evil minions...yet...

...does this pink thingy make me look fat? next pic