Homicidalheathen

its hot if your willing to wear clothes that say something off the wall

He didn't look that big to me, judging by his face...I would say someone has a bug up their butt (pilot) about others infortunate issues and used this man as an example

thinking 22 yr olds get on my nerves other than that I am not thinking I am on auto pilot

My friend talking to me in spanish about the differences of culture and men and women and such...he said something about macheesema's and macheesemo's and it cracked me up big time.

Um lets see....my work load has trippled in the past hour and a half instead of going down...and I got attacked by a large coffee...guess.

your actually a pretty good writer...any dreams of making a living at it? and thank you. That story was much better than one I have read on here in awhile.

I Gladly offer to be cupids personal proctocologist/torturer I say we heat up the metal tips first...and yup stick them you know where

Oh sorry I thought maybe this was a penis auction...or kidney or something....

I just want to fucking cry! Last night my 'date' kept changing the time so I cancelled then he blew up my fucking phone with messages...goddamn kids! then 'date' number 2 (ok so I usually set up a stand by...what of it?) cancelled as well...they were both in Oakland County so I was thinking...stop by persons house then go to the restaraunt if he doesn't cancel...not like I was going to stand anyone up...I dont usually do that unless its a medical thing...which btw has been happening lately...my divers is acting up...hate having bad guts... But the first person, her reason for standing me up pissed me off even if I was preparred to leave after only a couple hours to meet up with dope head. Her reason? She wanted to go shopping??? what the fuck ever. And I was already half way there when she called finally...so thats 1/4 tank of gas wasted. fuck. oh thats another thing...3 friends have fallen off the wagon and started using again I hate dope heads. (then they wonder why I dont have time for them) So...ontop of all this...my toilet broke this morning WHILE i WAS USING IT so I have to get up to take off the lid to flush everytime... Then my circuit breakers went off again while making coffee... THEN my kitchen drawer broke off the rollers and fell on my toe. (excuse bad spelling I am not thinking properly) Gaaah! help me.

man dies piercing his own tongue http://www.fitsugar.com/Tongue-Piercing-May-Cause-Brain-Abscesses-5657526 swallows earings http://www.comcast.net/video/saints-fan-s-gulp-of-good-luck/1409770263/Comcast/1410196203/

They just go waaay to fast these days. Whats funny is mans attempts to outdo the last guy...usually leads to death. going that fast something is bound to happen call me chicken shit but I wouldn't want to get on that thing even thou it looks fun.

I hate hate hate helllo kitty! What is goth about this stupid cat? Its waay to cute. Why do so many goths love this stupid thing I want to rocket launch into space. And this gun, is just WRONG both guns...no hello kitty! I also hate goth snobs. What exactly do you have to be snobby about? Your clothes are blacker? and filth I hate unclean things/people...slobs basically...and darth kitty wtf is that???

I recently started up again at least once a week cause it cures constipation thinking of returning to sober goth mode... Even though duct taping your buddy outside is funny...and they all thought it was kinda cute...I am a bit of a pain when intoxicated.

bout to go out with my evil offspring for the day...then tonight...whoo hoo! studmuffin for din din

Oh I thought it was going to be an olympic size loogie like snot lol that wasn't gross kinda funny seeing a human pinball

I am wondering if my buddy ever got all that duct tape off the door lol that was one of my best pranks ever I am also thinking I am not getting drunk again for awhile

Oh.My.Gawd!

Police: Man Tries To Buy Crack With Credit Card Police: Man Reports Armed Robbery After Trying To Buy Crack With Credit Card In Michigan (AP) FLINT, Mich. (AP) - Authorities said a man accused of stealing a car then reporting it stolen remains in custody after telling police he was robbed at gunpoint while trying to buy crack cocaine with a credit card. The Flint Journal said the man reported Thursday night that a 2003 Chevy Malibu had been stolen. Police reports indicated the vehicle was previously stolen out of Lapeer, about 50 miles north-northwest of Detroit. The suspect is being lodged at the Genesee County Jail. No further details were released. ---------------------------------- Do dealers except credit cards now??

I feel goood. I just lost 10 lbs in time for my V day date with someone coming all the way from flint to take me to dinner...Have my appetite worked up in more ways than one.. time for the cougar to go sharpen her claws

I might as well be...sleep alone, for the most part live alone...and am forced to date to get sex. Oh well could be worse...could be TOTALLY alone with no one caring a shit about me.

Not flying thats for sure, I love heights and If I didn't have color blindness... anyway mine is ending up in a county nursing home in old age. I really don't want that. I would rather die on the street homeless after what they did to my aunt.

like this colloidal silver is the wonder cure for infections! My piercing no hurt...and it made a pimple go away over night...thanks ohmygoth!

good luck with that!