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I am going to go read the paper soon and I am texting too make plans for next week I watched figure skating...got all hyped up I love flamin' guys with tight butts in shiny latex outfits Did you know that... The oldest form of human-powered transport was ice skating, and was invented in northern Europe around five thousand years ago. Archaeological evidence suggests that the first skates made of animal bones date back to 3000 BC, helping people travel more widely during frozen winters in Finland, marking the start of the evolution of more sophisticated skates. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/157...in-3000-BC.html

rested and sore

I hope to find this at B&N later on sale maybe... http://feralhouse.com/titles/crime/true_vampires.php Barnes has awesome post season sales

I am going to see the new Underworld tonight...hey, likens and vamps...only thing missing is the possession. Oh wait, I will be there...got it covered. My kid said I am her best friend...*cry* its sooo sweet. She kinda does need to get out more tho. Your mom as your best friend...dunno... college eats away all her time so...this movie BETTER NOT SUCK as it’s her only break this week. If it sucks I will find real likens on dgn and sick them on the producers.

You know a goth is down when she passes up TWO funeral invites in one week. Hell, usually I LIVE for these moments. Tears. Suffering, blackness...eternal darkness... I am just not myself this week. ~sigh~

sitting on me sore bum. I feel on the ice today and got a mud bath.

Freaked. I was suppose to leave 10 min ago but the house is acting strange again...possessed maybe...dunno... wtf straaange noises and electricity happenings that are impossible...I am outta here.

I have to pick up the tools and head out. I hate this. I have to try to get my frozeninoneposition knuckles to try to work tools in the cold. Yay. Lucky me. Its going to be a painful day and I has herbs to get me through it cause I can't work drunk off my ass.

urban dictionary def for rimshot 4. rimshot 23 up, 66 down a term for ejaculation into a vagina but like in basketball, netball etc. Your shot goes in off the rim (MR J) "I did the most amazing rimshot the other night, got it on video and everthing" (Everyone else) "Seriously dude stop raping people" rimshot rim raping basketball shot by Alex Halsall Jan 2, 2008 share this add comment 5. Rimshot 145 up, 186 down ejaculating directly on the rim of the anal cavity I gave that chick a rimshot. by anonymous Jun 11, 2003 share this add comment 6. Rimshot 9 up, 77 down A dog that has little or no value to it's owners, also Earnest's dog from the Earnest's movie series. I would have came inside of you Gnall but rimshot licked my balls said Dave Pacioni aka the Pac-man.

About a butt song....

procrastinating on my fav board

I am ready for an Obama Inauguration partay and I look shaaarp oh yeessss. I do.

I has fart, NOT LET ESCAPE!!

I love these. Also love what a pretty lace can do for a simple pair of black boots If I win the lottery I am going to buy 10 pairs of boots. At least.

Preparing for battle.... I have to play undercover taxi today but I have a good book so I won't get bored out of my gourd

techno to the 3rd power You know, if you have never done e the heavy phase shifter and use of certain sounds and effects wouldn't make sense to you (cause str8 they sound like crap) and I can understand that....but on it...wow its like putting on audio 3D glasses

cold with a side of frozen

Thanks! I gots a new fancy word for whore!

I just realized crumpet rhymes with trumpet. Have no idea where I am going with this...tis too early to think anyway. But If I DO think about it makes me hungry. Rolls. Roll call...coming from trumpets like the Reveille used at sunrise by army's. And that would lead us to breakfast and CRUMPETS mmmm yum. Crumpets.

My ears hurt. American Idol. People really need to TAPE THEMSELVES and listen to it when it comes to singing