Paper Hearts

Sittin' on some fat rims.

not really. I really stay away from a lot of soda. Isn't that too much sugar?

likes chrome

Yes I do. Is that you're favorite?

Says Daddy-o

Wants to go to a sock-hop.

yep. passed out, outside neked, too. Try not to drink like that anymore?

Doesn't know that a long time ago, when I first got this computer, someone asked me if I had anything "cool" on it yet. And so I answered "what do you mean "cool"? Do you mean cool like Fonzie?" and so for a while the fonze was my wallpaper.

Yes I have. Ever have a bit too much to drink?

We've not met either

Just called a woman a he.

I am so glad you asked that. Was that a challange?

Doesn't subscribe to that bs.

No because girls like to shop. Do you also like ponys?

Wal Mart sucks, girl. What do you need to get?

No, I will not. Remember how I'm not into men on that level?

They make wonderfull gifts. Will you buy me something?

Made of only really good things.

Ass-tronaut

I better seeing as I'm the only one here. Forget to add the fabric softner?

Are all your chores done?

Assassin

"Dear Jadnifer, The answer to your first question is: if you delicately unwound the whip-like flagellum of a sperm from the fruit fly Drosophila bifurca, it would stretch out 6 centimeters -- 20 times as long as the fly-guy that made it. "To put that into perspective," says Adam Bjork, a graduate fellow at Syracuse, "if humans made sperm that long and you took a six-foot man and stood him on the goal line of a football field, his sperm would stretch out to the 40-yard line". -So...that's why football players wear helmets. Your next question really made me think, but: You have to realise that the people trying to sell you milk are MILK FARMERS. They don't care if you actually get a milk-mustache or not. It's all about the money to them. And as for your last little inquirey: People just need to shut their god damn mouths about me. -JEALOUS LITTLE BITCHES!"