Paper Hearts
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I don't use myspace. It doesn't have a purpose.
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Mine tries to trip me when I'm in the kitchen. She runs across my feet as I try to take a step.
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My cat lies to me about when it's time to feed her. As if I didn't know. And sometimes she tries to trick me into beliving that I haven't fed her when I already have.
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My cat keeps getting clumpy spikes of hair. Kind of like me.
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Only way to get rid of them is with tomato soup.
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**Many fine dogs smelling like skunk enter the cohpee house**
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I would like some of this shampoo, baking soda and tomato juice thing.
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Yeah, I can't sleep with skunk smell. not that I've ever had to attempt it. But I don't blame you.
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Calvin Kleins
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Does Brenda Starrr have to choke a bitch?
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The song kind of gave piss-poor directions. Stop at a gas station and ask?
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A member of a non-magical community. Okay, I'm pandering?
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Cats. What about unicorns?
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That's not the way this works. Oh forget Camelot; tis a silly place?
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Yes, because...the dog is upstairs. Poor Phee.
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Ehhhhh!!!
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Are you proposing that coconuts migrate?
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I won't tell you how to live Rayne. Shampoo, baking soda and tomato juice. Another one of Phee's specialties.
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I'm sure Phee is enjoying it?
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A Question of Time~Depeche Mode
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You think I need your permission... Dyspepsia?
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Doesn't like the Cornflake girl.
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Sheep?
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A Question of Lust~Depeche Mode
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Love My Way~Psychedelic Furs