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Paper Hearts

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Everything posted by Paper Hearts

  1. Jesus & Mary Chain~Just Like Honey
  2. "Dear Brenda Star I don't care what you PRESUME, madam, these teeth are brushed."
  3. "Dear Brendastarrrrrrrr69, If you and Kelly wear the same dress, your private areas will rub together."
  4. "Dearest SpidersMoment, (If that is your real name) Hangovers happen when your flight is delayed...usually it's some mechanical issue or the wheather...or that's layovers."
  5. "Quit blaming all your problems on a god damned dog, you're the one with the beastiality foot-fetish."
  6. "Dear BrassFusion, The witty ones are not all taken, they simply do not want anything to do with you."
  7. You can crush us, you can bruise us but you'll have to answer to the Guns Of Brixton~Clash
  8. "yeah but when it comes time to tap it, don't you prefer a better looking guy to a funny ugly man?" --BlackMail I am still laughing.
  9. Romantic and square is now hip and aware.
  10. ^I'm not sure, but I think that Falwell was right about the Teletubbies.
  11. Did someone say SHEEEEEEEEP???!!
  12. The inventor of the veggie burger was also named Paul.
  13. A Rush And A Push And The Land We Stand On IS Ours~Smiths
  14. Dear Goth network Genie, What ever shall I do?
  15. that's the way I feel about PCs.
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