Head Wreck

one passed me on the way to work this morning. i forgot how big these cars are yet retain so much elagance. boot should be big enough for picnic gear a hamper and a sun awning

welcome. would you like your DGN Izod polo shirt now?

bigotry is often not seen in the mirror

We'll definatly aim to attend but having just stepped off a plane i may be a bit random... eyebrow lickings are reserved for swifey only. sorry to dissapoint

chopping wood, bodgineering joinery and mechanical thinking

well we have a few shady regiments in the past. the black and tans being the most nutorious

Yes minister Yes prime Minister the new statesman

more ravings. look at the dental health statistics before and after the florination of the water in the UK. those vitamins and minerals that guy is on about are also toxins in high enough doses. worry about poison? cut down on tea. past 15 cups a day (American mugs hold between 2-4 cups btw) act as a slow poison

heart rate to 200 capatain, full panic ahead

thanks all!

war crimes but its OK thier americans, the good guys

how very spiffing :D

my wife. full stop

throw in a pushmepullmee to tow the turnip carridge and the fairytake wouldbe complete

true or false. would you say this is frustrating stuck on 5

quite the opposite. in an idealised world we are judged on our merrits, not our outward appearance and genital organs. infortunatly i have to swim with the sharks

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if i won ridiculous amounts http://www.goodcleantech.com/iamges/AirshipAeroscraft.JPG

getting internet back and chatting to my wife

not as happy as i will be when i am by your side again

personaly i wear a suit to work. its expected of me, and you know, it has made my job a heck of a lot easier people notice that i know my shit and not just dismiss me as a lackey cable monkey, its sad but true, but the last laugh was allways mine. for example, medical section is the most gradist section i have ever encountered as its an aukward job i am assigned rollout team leader. so i don a shirt and suit (no tie though... old habits from a machine shop and an accident in the shop i qualified at). top of the self imagined roost of importance were the MD's personal secretaries so as usual, being fairly knowlagable and good at simplifying things for the non literate i go in and start organising thier files and requirements for the move to the GSI system, and aranging stability and security tests on thier little bits of unique software. as i have come to the team knowlagable and volonteered for testing duties and dry runs (pigging awful duties of fail), the rest of the team often sought out advice on things and procedures, reinforcing thier belief that i was quite high ranking. they really didnt know how to react when they asked me thier job outside the GSI, lowest level worker, document ferret. they couldnt stop all chatter to me as they had excepted me as one of them but they realy didnt want to talk to a groundfeeder either. i chuckled. the last laugh was very much mine. i never seen someone squirm so much sitting perfectly still. i had long hair i wore outlandish clothes. i never had a job or promotion when i did that. so i wear my corporate face for 8 hours a day, talk the tlk walk the walk, and you know. i'm actually afording to be able to visit my wife more than i expected, i enjoy the trust and responsibility set in me to be given discression to my casework. unlike the long haired metal/goth/emo button pushers that are still stuck in document ferreting for years. i know i am me. i need not advertise it, because i couldnt care less, i have beathovens 9th on loop in my head and smile to myself every time i see something that wakes my very odd sense of humour. i have inner reinforced to my individuality, i need to external reinforcement that might encroach on other peoples teritorial perogative. and my life is simpler for it leaving me the freedom to swim with the sharks and living the life i choose for the other 16 hours i am not in the office, even in the office i admit sometimes my thoughts turn inside on great music, plans for the next trip to detroit, my life outside of work, so its not 8 hours of denial of oneself. just 8 hours of alone "me time" to ponder things, just as if i were resting in my smoking jaket and pith helmet at night with a copy of the beano and a cup of hot co-co

happy birthday chief