well I got way too drunk before I even left for City Club and sadly I made a complete fool of myself. Thus I am NEVER EVER EVER NEVER going back to city club. or at least until next saturday. maybe even this coming friday. But I swear this is my VERY last post on DGN. I had 2 gallons of vodka and chased it with absinthe, and that was my pre-drink warm up. I moved to the hard stuff after that.
I remember bits and pieces. Apparently I was molesting Troy. I called people by the wrong name. I remember waiting in line to use the bathroom and then the sweet release of finally going and having someone tap me on the shoulder and ask why I was urinating in the DJ Booth. whoops!
I remember talking to Paper Hearts about politics. But like Lenin, Trotsky and Noam Chomsky, he is a little conservative for me. But then again I'm so left wing that I don't even have a right turn signal on my car. I'm so liberal I considered Ghandi a neocon. Actually I don't even own a car and I refuse to own one til that evil George Bush ends the unjust and illegal occupation of Texas.
I remember talking to Nienna. If you want to call it talking. I think I was just slurring my words. If it was 7-11 you would say I was a slurr-pee. that was one of the worst jokes ever, but I don't regret typing it.
I remember peeing in the back of Troy's car, which I felt bad about until he told me he was into it and we proceeded to pee on eachother.
I remember talking to Daevion about taco bell. We had a fairly long talk too, until I realized it wasn't Daevion, it wasn't anyone, I was talking to a wall which I thought was Daevion. Which was probably a good thing because I asked the wall to make out with me, sadly I got rejected. I did stick my tongue in an electrical socket once in my experimental phase, it hurt so good.
I ended up going home with a crackhead who lived in a dumpster. I payed him $1.50 to do "certain things" to me and we've been living together happily ever since. We have internet access and everything at the dumpster and all you can eat chinese food though I can't guarantee the authenticity of the rice after a certain point, if you know what I mean.
All in all this was a great night, trailing only the time that Cameron, Sloan and I skipped school and Rooney was after us all day or the time Elizabeth Shue was babysitting me and we got chased by criminals while picking up her stranded friend.
But I am shamed so I am leaving DGN forever.