Burrich1

Leer at hottie gothies lecherously and lasciviously.

I expect my lady to be both educated and intelligent. We need to have an amazing chemistry. As in: the kind of chemistry that completely blows your mind and causes you to think about her for most of the day every day. I want her to bring out my romantical nature. We need to be able to work well as a team with one another, with very little communication. As in: anticipating the others needs before the other realizes these needs in the completion of a project. I want to be completely comfortable being myself and to be completely comfortable with her being herself. She has to be a little twisted such as myself, and be able to see the irony in horrible things. She has to like kids. And cats. And guys in red jeeps. And people watching. And not be a picky eater. She has to have interests and hobbies of her own. She has to be willing to incorporate me into some but not all of these hobbies, and be willing to have the same done to her. She has to like herself. She must be a motivated person and not be a perpetual victim of her circumstances who is unwilling to change her lot in life and constantly complains how bad her life is. She must not melt in the sunlight. She needs to be a little curvy. Black hair is a plus. She needs to be versatile, and able to put on a number of different faces and costumes for a number of different situations. She also needs to be interested in putting herself in these varieties of situations. As in going to a benefit, then head off to CC afterward. I am sure there are a lot of other requirements. I may add later. Or not. This is usually not my kind thread. I prefer more subtlety. She needs to be able to read into subtlety correctly.

Needs to be reminded that this is no different than any other day.

Has decided he wants to move to the small country of Andorra because they have the second highest life expectancy in the world, but changed his mind when he discovered there is no national lanuage of Andorrian he would have to learn.

Was reacently stealth stamped by a mushroom. ROTF!

Girls who wear glasses are Hawtt! : I guess I've always had a thing for librarians.

Because it got old, and someone got totally disgusted with your fridge and threw it out. Considering I had to go back three pages to find it, can you believe there are probably lots of newbies and neophytes who don't even know about this thread?

My new glacier glasses. They pull off steam punk IMO. My debut with them was at exotica last weekend.

God, I loved this game. I must find it again.

Holy Fuck, I am glad I wasn't driving.

Granted!!!!! You have just won a million dollars. Hell, it's even a million POST TAX dollars, so you don't end up with only $595,004.27 or something, just because I am in a spectacular mood right now. You caught me on a good day. Just like the majority of people who come into a huge chunk of change like this, especially young people, you immediately go on a a spending spree. You put 20% down on a 500k house, take out 0% interest loans to furnish it, throw grand parties for all your friends. You discover relatives you never knew you had looking for a quick handout or desiring a partnership in a shady business venture. You even buy a hot new sports car. All common, yet fairly responsible things to do with your money. Well, in most normal people's brain's there's a filter which tells them they can't afford something, or they must choose between one thing or another. This, kids, is called opportunity cost. Opportunity cost, Jessika, no longer exists for you. Your rich. You have all the money in the world. Your glorious spending spree lasts approximately a year until your nest egg is gone. Your zero percent interest loans come due, and you can no longer make your house payments because you haven't even finished college yet, much less gotten a real job. See what One crummy million will get you. I wish I could throw the ultimate Halloween party of all time.

R.A. Salvatore's "The Pirate King."

I am not responsible for your eyesight fails or your monitor resolution fails.

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I shall try again. With Success. Note the bumper sticker.

Oh the irony.

Looking at the pumpkin, he could not comprehend how it fit up there.

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