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Tell him that Hal Hartley directs offbeat artsy black romantic comedies that usually leave you at the end going "what the fuck" and with a weird feeling in the pit of your stomach. Recommend "Amateur." It's about an ex nun who writes porn, a confused amnesiac, and a notorious porn queen. Plus, Isabelle Huppert and Elina Löwensohn are hot.

Straining, he futilely grasped and clawed. Panic! Sliding backward, the darkness claimed him.

My apologies. I stared at it forever and totally missed it, until you pointed it out.

Granted!!!! Prior to his death, Evil Knieval's agent contacted you and 78 other individuals to help him break the world record for "most people lying head-to-toe jumped over by a motorcyclist. On fire. In the snow. More than happy to do this for your hero, you jump at the chance, and are looking forward to the post-record-setting-after-party where you can chat with your idol. While drawing straws for this feat, you end up the last person in this line of human fodder. I mean heroic stunt assistants. While lying on the ground, shivering, with your eyes closed trying to think what you're going to say to your luminary, you hear the revving of the motorcycle engine. You can't wait! It will be over any second! You hear a gasp from the onlookers and open your eyes just in time to see the back tire of Mr. Knieval's bike land... ...Guess where? Nothing grows back in the corrupted wish game. muaaaahaaaaahaaaaa!!!!! I wish I didn't have issues with anxiety.

Was mildly disturbed about that one incident that one time, but didn't notice because she thought it was just gas.

I think we are having some issues. 477 479 481

Narf! Point out thats the same thing we try to do everynight.

Color coordinates her disciplinary tools with her socks.

Poke around at Shrine Hollywood, and do some people watching.

Not the best pic, but here it is!!!!! and it's sticking just fine to my bumper, allowing me to go topless whenever I want.

Hi and welcome. Looking forward to hearing you spin some records.

Should help me splash the potential go-go girls with cheese.

Resurrect this thread. Click here! If you had a whole Saturday afternoon to yourself, what would you do?

Was commissioned to do the go-go girl choreography, and will be paid with broccoli.

Scold her for not passing out her yummy evil cookies to the Noob's lately.

should change his DGN name to pot, cause he's calling the kettle black. (dude, you've been here 5 weeks and you've got more posts than me!

Wierd Al's Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota. (thanks to Hunhee's birthday post.)

Chucks. If you were candy, what kind would you be?