Has an insane scheme to implement me as a mole in court on the planet kuzbain, but since the kuzbainians find watching slugs crawl across glass humorous, all 9 of his other spy jester moles have been exposed over the years.
Knows I prefer flying to the moon over being chopped up into sub atomic particles, and sent to the moon via microwaves, where something always seems to get lost in re-assembly.