Congratulations!! LOL!!!
You may now talk to animals. Both the animals and all of the people around you looks at you strangely whenever you partake in your new found skill. You are absolutely convinced this was not a talent you had prior to making this wish. In fact, you just had a very long one sided conversation with a couple of squirrels in the park on the pros and cons of horse chestnuts vs. black walnuts.
Your friends and family become very concerned for your well being, and before long, they force you to sign away your power of attorney and have you committed to a psychiatric ward. Here, you are miserable because there are only a few odd bugs to talk to and you don't feel you have all that much in common. (Oh, did you want the animals to understand you?)
I wish I was a regular actor in Hal Hartley movies.