Burrich1

I think it might have been. Do they turn your tongue blue?

Is a good dad.

Get people whose shoelaces are unsuspectingly tied together to move quickly, and then act like it was not our falut.

Black patagonia boxers with a bunch of tree frogs on them.

Granted!! The whole entire world now has the equivalent of a PhD in one of the sciences. Unfortunately, there is no longer anyone to fill all these jobs no one is satisfied working in: garbage collector, gas station attendant, stripper, any cashier position, store clerks, truck drivers, groundskeepers, prostitute, laborers, construction workers, farmers, factory workers, salesperson, professional dog walker, secretary, Etc. Etc. Etc. All of civilization across the globe breaks down in approximately 72 hours, (with a standard deviation of 12 and confidence interval of 95%). I wish there was an awesome tasting snack that did not cause me to gain any weight.

I am seriously cranky.

Make change for her six pence.

Is confused about which parts of her body are confused.

I'd ask Dragoth. He had a sweet ass one at CC last Saturday. I was deffinately jealous. What is your favorite kind of M&M?

Yes. Alot. A whole lot. Ever have a day where you constantly need to restrain yourself from being a smart ass to everyone?

I want to live like common people...

William Shatners remake of Common People. Edited to add LMAO!

drinks from glasses.

Is the "Insane Post Master General" today.

Granted!! You are now the proud new owner of a deluxe model one seater Time Machine!! It is rather unfortunate, when you go back in time initially to test it out; you discover the go forward in time button has broken. It is also unfortunate, that your initial trip back in time has taken you back to a time machine less era. There is no one around to fix it for you, nor will be in your lifetime. As you try to figure out which time you want to settle down in, you develop a "grass is always greener" complex, endlessly traveling backward so you can land yourself in a better situation. It never happens, and before long, you can no longer speak any currently spoken language. Soon, you’re the only person who understands the concept of the wheel. I wish cell phones were like cable boxes, and you just paid a small fee with your plan to "rent" one, and weren't responsible for when they broke.

Currently good enough to make it thru 2 to 3 weeks if civilization broke down. How do you feel about horseradish?

Granted!! Poof!!!, you are a cute fuzzy white bunny with some black spots. Kind of like a fluffy little cow rabbit. The kind that all the girls would coo and fuss over. You also suddenly notice you are hopping around in a field of "poppies" "poppies" "poppies" *yawn* You sure are getting sleepy. Is that Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background? Hmmmmmm... You wonder where that could be coming from. *yawn* And what is that circling over head like vultures staring at you, getting lower and lower? *yawn* Flying Monkeys?? What do they eat? ZZZZzzzzzzzz. I wish the grass would just mow itself this year.

Wonder how were going to get our hands on that much plutonium. And a working DeLorean.

The Universe on the History Channel.

Suggest cookies for hangover cures.

is practically my neighbor