Burrich1

Chimichanga.

Should feel bad for me because i am.

Wickedly edited his cool post.

Granted!! Unfortunately, by wishing for more wishes, you are violation the most basic law of wish making. The short of this is your wishes have minimal wish making power and potential. This is exponentially correlated to the number of wishes you wished for. (I bet you wished you wished for something else now) Since you basically wished for infinite wishes, and the strength of each individual wish is practically nonexistent, each of your wishes has the wish making energy of granting you either a leaking ink pen or some gum in your hair. I wish my boss was not as dumb as toast.

Enterprise reruns on SiFi.

Granted!! You may now flourish your dapper black cape with red satin lining, remove, your top hat, and shake it upside down to prove there is nothing in it. Next, you flip it over, reach your hand in, and UNLEASH ON THE WORLD THE MOST FOUL, CRUEL, AND BAD TEMPERED KILLER BUNNY FROM MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL. AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!! (run away.... run away... run away...) I wish my brother didn't live in Louisiana.

hrmmmmm...

Yes, and I'd like to point out that a newton is not a cookie, so you are not breaking any rules what-so-ever. What was the last thing you purchased for yourself?

Is grounded.

Propose leaving the shields on the motorcycles, and have ride-by marshmallowings.

start using marshmallows the size of our fists for the war.

I seriously love that game...

Hrmmmmmm..... oh!!! Granted!! For the entire month of May, this year, and every year, you will have the strength of 12 men. People will marvel at you and your physique. Women (and some men) will swoon in your presence. You will be lifting up cars for people to change their flats. Your Gym will have to special order a new dumbbell to fit all the weight on it you can lift. Your mental abilities will also be superior. You will discuss quantum physics with Stephen Hawking, and pick up on Relativity where Einstein left off.... For the rest of the year, you will be a drooling vegetable, unable to move, and barely able to breath under your own will. You will require 24 hour nursing care. A special nurse will even have to come over once a day to manually remove the feces from your ass. I wish I had some artistic ability in painting...

snicker at the other wierd-o's shopping.

Should drag herself and her hubbie off to City Club this Saturday for some dancing.

Wish granted!!! Earth's atmosphere is completely stripped away leaving our wonderful green and blue planet looking similar to the moon. This was a wonderfully easy and simple way to regulate the weather on the planet, but not too good for all life as we know it. I wish popcorn kernels didn't get stuck between my teeth and gums every time I ate it.

Asked damagedangel if he could borrow her trunk on bring your grandmother to work day...

carries an empty trunk around with her wherever she goes because you never know when it may come in handy.

Should be warned that the nosey old lady across the street has probably already called the police.

must have just been peeking in my window.

Should hit up CC this sat.

May have laughed like a maniac when they were all singing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" in Monty Python's The Life of Brian.

Granted!!! Nanoprobes from the future, lost during an experimental time travel study, somehow ended up in your own back yard yesterday. Since this wasn't the year 2245 (where they were suppose to arrive to repair a fusion reactor that went a little haywire, creating all sorts of problems) they instead latched onto the nearest piece of machinery and began repairing it, which was your z24. The next morning, all magically all shiny and new looking. Unfortunately for you, they made a few upgrades to it, including a posatronic brain. Your car now has a personality similar to Tara Reid's. It's too bad congress passed an equal rights for artificial intelligence law in 2240. Your car quickly realizes she hates you almost as much as you hate her, and quickly takes off to try to hook up with the first sportster that drives by. I wish I had the time and money to "thru hike" the Appalachian Trail.

Granted!! You are given all of Buddha’s wisdom. In the process you are transformed into a Buddharupa, and cannot move or communicate with the outside world. Your Significant Other searches for you for a reasonable period of time, before giving up all hope and donating all your possessions to charity, which are sold on ebay. A yuppie comes across you, and purchases you to give his sitting room that New Age look his decorator's been going for. Your stomach is occasionally rubbed by him for good luck. This is when you realize only you can hear your own screams. I wish I could play a musical instrument with the skill of a master.

SPOON!!!