Burrich1

His desire was intense, but her hunger was greater. He hadn't a chance.

Keep an eye out for potato rights groups.

Procrastinating the inevitable. *edited for typo's*

Have even more cold ones, and discuss natural resource policy viewpoints. (compressed voice optional)

Is eerily correct, and being a virgo, this doesn't happen often. *looks for surveillance device*

Some days, I think I would have liked to try harder to work things out with my ex wife because it tears me up inside not to be with my daughter all the time. Other days, I realize this was all for the best. Sigh. So on those other days; I guess I would have just picked being born into a rich family. Why is it that no matter how much some companies are prospering, when it comes to be raise time, there is never any money in the budget?

Never finding love, she jumped from the building and crushed him dead. Soulmates.

diet vernors.

Could use a little nog.

Find things to poke with the candy cane.

I think she ment a stumble or a fall. That can happen as a result of drugs also though... How come your shoe isn't tied?

Has a quick wittedness that is lost on some, but is still appreciated by others.

Sure, as long as no one sets their pillows on fire. That sucks alot, but it sure is funny. Are we there yet?

Hook her up with some exotic plants for arrangement purposes.

pop in some of Der Nister's music instead, while shaking my head at your cruel sense of irony.

Stick the radio playing the Rush Limbaugh show under the tire of your truck. Enjoy the sound of the crunch and silence.

May just possibly start a DGN trend where everyone's avatar becomes their footwear; causing everyone at City Club to look down at one another’s feet to recognize each other. An unfortunate side effect of this will be that DGNers will be walking into everyone else 'cause their not paying attention.

I am stealing a beginning from Phee here, but I couldn't resist. In the beginning, there was the 'Schwartz.' Everything became fucked up shortly thereafter.

jellybelly's

Is anyone else craving laverbread and cockles now?

Has me confused with CoTN.

Creates fashion our of melted goth's hearts. (at the zombie prom)

That if I hit my snooze a seventh time, I might as well just call into work. What was the last dream you remember about?

Several times a week while playing with my daughter. She is three and still thinks I’m fun. What are you reading recreationally right now?

"This wont hurt at all," she said, right before I died of embarrassment.