Okay, this was technically said about me a few days ago, but I absolutely love it. I was talking about the 18 year old kid at work that I love to flirt with. It's a workplace crush that I never intend to actually go anywhere. But a friend of mine just says:
"No, leave him alone. He's vanilla, and you're far from vanilla. You're like a jamoca shake, with coffee and chocolate and all that dark stuff."