Vater Araignee

I have been green lit to to enter into the next phase of creating a custom deck of cards. Now I need an artist to work with and am opening it up to DGNers first. Please submit links to your portfolios here. If you want to improve your chances of being selected, submit your current interpretation of a pip and court card that you think will get my attention. Your expected price range would be nice too. Oh I should probably mention that the background color of the cards will be black like the tiger deck but... not restricted to white and red.

I'm saving dollars for Halloween in New Orleans, and because of the expense of my new diet, I'm also saving for another deep freezer and a buffalo, but only if I can convince them that I don't need it processed by a butcher. $150.00 + $0.50 per pound is retarded and it goes up if I say "Hey! I eat nose to tail, I want all the fat and bones too! Well... you can keep the intestines."

Making response videos.

This is interesting, of course you can mute users on Gab, but you can mute specific words on it too.

Organic Greek Yogurt with brined feta cheese and thick cut bacon mixed in. WOW I LIKE YOGURT. OK let me rephrase that, wow I like yogurt that hasn't been turned into Tzatziki. I just realized I'm going to miss gyros.

Moats are expensive but cool!

For shits and giggles, I Dissentered this topic thread.

I just signed up for Gab and installed the Dissenter plug in. This thing is cool, it adds a comment section to every page of the internet. Every page. Some racist leftist got sick of people in their comment section having a discussion about how disgusting it is that they keep insinuating Americans of African dissent are inferior so they turn off comments? Well they cant turn off Dissenter. Need to reflect some sunlight on (insert color here) supremacist? Well you know they aren't going to be able to resist Dissenter, so they will have to turn it off every time they go to their own pages to avoid the ire. Think Amazon might be to closely tied to a seller on their site and curating reviews? They can't do a thing about Dissenter. Rotten Tomatoes can disable the not going to see it feature all they want, AND now when I see a movie before the official release date I can review it attached to their site without being a corporate shill. Get Gab, get Dissenter, don't let the extremists of either side have the opportunity to make it their own. https://gab.com/ https://dissenter.com/

Why do I do this to myself? Because anti cop double thinkers like you believe only cops should have guns. By the way have to assume that because this Shell without a ghost obviously knows nothing about Sutherland Springs then she most likely knows nothing about Charleston or Pittsburgh. Show me when a gun free zone has stopped a shooter rather than make them think "Shooting Gallery!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The worst thing about her is shes the image of the Wizard of Oz, a puppet, and her handlers from the Justice Democrats need to take her twitter from her, give her an ear piece and keep their arms firmly shoved up her ass. Yes I am insinuating that she is the most insidious type of politician. She has a duffers understanding of the opinions she espouses and is told how to vote. Hell she literally had to audition to get backed and people don't see it even though the JD's make no secret of it. You don't come from nowhere and acquire this kind of power without making a deal with the devil. At least most of the other vile DemoCrypts and ReBloodlicans did it the old fashion way and slowly sold off their integrity.

Here is more lies. ASSAULT RIFFLES! Hugh? What assault riffles? Semiautomatic shotgun? That is not an assault riffle. Pump-action shotgun? Not. Hmmm, lets examine what Jacinda Ardern, the prime minister of NZ said. "The gunman was found to have five firearms during the massacre: Two semiautomatic rifles, two shotguns and a “lever-action firearm.” So three more guns and three more NO ASSAULT RIFFLES. Gotta make guns look scary push that narrative, push that narrative, CONSERVATIVES! MILITARY WEAPONS! push that narrative, push that narrative, CONSERVATIVES! MILITARY WEAPONS! Yeah, the MSM looks for the brush fires and not only fans them, they poor gas on them.

I say at least once a week "Don't like it? Then fire me." Hoping one day they will so it will force me to find a better place.

This fucking lunatic had me in a foul mood, just the look on my face kept all but those who know me well at work from speaking to me. A REVOLUTIONARY only attacks government targets, a TERRORIST attacks civilian targets. So this chunk of prime shit is a terrorist, plane and simple. But the news "Oh my fucking me" CONSERVATIVE CONSERVATIVE CONSERVATIVE CONSERVATIVE CONSERVATIVE CONSERVATIVE CONSERVATIVE ! It hurts me head with how disturbing the propaganda is especially when I heard them quote his manifesto stating he was not a conservative. That and because I am to the right of Karl Marx I'm considered right wing by the central and far left. Then I read the manifesto. I got so pissed I wished I had bound of cannabutter to eat. It's meme on top of meme on top of meme. Loaded with so much double think he could give a feminist a run for her money. Oh it is being memory holed by the way. You know the shpeal, Let us read it for you and tell you what we say it says. Seriously, read it for yourself and then check out what the news is saying about it, it is so contradictory. I cant make out his true motivations but taking him at hes word I can only see 2. 1. He hates the right so much that he was willing to do this in an attempt to make it look worse. 2. He wanted to start the fire and watch the world burn. Well maybe not watch because you would have to be so retarded that you couldn't use a gun to actually think you would survive something like this. Or the NZ cops are just pussies. And before someone gets their panties in a bunch, learn a little entomology, calling someone a pussy doesn't mean your calling them a vagina, it is the truncated form of pusillanimous. Vaginas are tough, they take a pounding and ask for more. Anyway, I hope this guys ass becomes a cum dumpster and he dies from rectal hemorrhaging. BTW if you need a copy of his BS, I can supply a copy past version.

Absinthe Ordinaire Not as strong as Im use to, only 92 proof, but tasty none the less.

You had to be felt out. Though it would have gone faster if you could have just been felt up. BADUMUP TISH!

Might? Tron will just spam over 9000 posts kept in reserve for that reason.

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2019/01/23/commission-eyes-adding-women-to-the-military-draft-or-dumping-the-system-altogether/ The underlying rarely spoken about gynocentrism of society is going to be exposed over the next few years. And it is going to be like shooting fish in a barrel.

Yup! Many of us who opposed Kelly's behavior where labeled as "Raciest, Sex Negative, Religious Nut Jobs" even when none of it applied. Ya know what, I cant speak on this further, it keeps turning into a rant about the flipfloping double standard nature of feminism that was his shield and now is the sword at his neck. So I'll just say... We need to be fair to feminists. Ant treat them like every other hate group.

Huzzah, I get to drag my ass into a mega corp an hour early. DST is pointless now and we should toss it out.

Whatcha gonna say when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is found innocent IF she is even charged at all? Will she suddenly become one of those white Hispanics? Oh wait that's right she doesn't claim her heritage from this side of the pond, she claims Latin. My bad Latin X, I guess my fore bearers the Romans didn't know how to speak their own language. Is Hillary not in prison because of her skin color? Highly unlikely considering all circumstances being equal the sentencing gap is bigger between a black female and white male than a black male and a white male, in the females favor, but even more likely it's just the money.

I should have spent my money on Battle Angel Alita.

Apple-wood smoked bacon with jalapeno rub cooked only until it is between 160 and 165 degrees. Going to be interesting when I use the rendered fat in a batch of soap.

New pizza plan. I'll just use sandwich pepperoni to line a baking dish. At least I'll end up with something pizza like though I wont have that lovely charred bread flavor. Yes I like my pizza well done. I also plan on doing experiments on making a cheese crust. Ya know like the crunchy cheese edge of a Detroit deep dish.

Fuck Marvel, Lucas and Disney.

My last check up was about a month ago and my big take away as of yesterday, I have lost 0% body surface fat, my weight is maintain its normal range fluctuation so I am still near my 210lb average but I have had a 1.75 inch reduction of the circumference of my belly. Finally the doctor agrees with me, my abdominal size is due to distention not intramuscular fat. I wont know about blood work until next week, but I wont bother posting unless something is unusual. Had a baaaad craving yesterday after seeing and smelling a 3 inch thick all meat Detroit deep dish pizza. Going to try making bread from fermented wheat soon, if it doesn't wreak me I should be able to make myself pizza.

Upon listening to a podcast about the progressive invasion of the adult drink service industry I thought... If you experience personal growth in a bar, you have been laying on the bathroom floor far too long and need to go home and take a shower.