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Vater Araignee

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  1. No French = baise German = Bumsen Italian = scopata Portuguese = foda Spanish = cogida Most other languages just say FUCK. Was that good enough?
  2. I've been alluding to this fact for several years. If only I could properly explain us, so many questions could be answered. Life after death, alternate dimensions, why, so so many things could be explained. Like did you know that if I wake up you will still exist. Not quite you, but not quite not you. However I digress "The beings of this dementia deserve the punishment of digestion." I'm sorry for those that do not, break a few eggs ya know.
  3. Hold on buddy! Direct your train of thought away from my... if I where to tell you my... brains would melt... if survived and spoken... wake me up. So just do what has to be done and insure they get what's coming to them before I awaken.
  4. If I wake up then Cthulhu can not consume, there by preventing the humans from receiving the type of oblivion they so rightly deserve.
  5. I'm GODth. So the rest of you are simply what I have predestined for you!
  6. SING HIS PRAISE it started on a saturday when i was just a lad i was watching loony tunes with acne that was bad then daffy started writhing just like he was possessed choked out this tune, tore off his head and made an awful mess supercalifragilisticexpialidocius if you say it loud enough you'll call upon cthulhu we know julie andrews is cthulhus great high priestess supercalifragilisticexpialidocius i set out in a rowboat to find the elder god i found his pal yog-sothot who was just an ugly sod he chewed up all my cremates my captain and my dog then he burped, excused himself- and drank up all my grog supercalifragilisticexpialidocius if you say it loud enough you'll call upon cthulhu we know julie andrews is cthulhus great high priestess supercalifragilisticexpialidocius when i finally found cthulhu he was perched upon a throne tentacles a-waken' lettin' out a ghastly moan it seems that he had heartburn from wolfing down ed meese i gave him pepto-bismol his burblings did decrease supercalifragilisticexpialidocius if you say it loud enough you'll call upon cthulhu we know julie andrews is cthulhus great high priestess supercalifragilisticexpialidocius i found that i was lucky for some did what i did and still ended up as sushi to the giant batwinged squid and some he blackened cajun style and others he ate raw cthulhu shoveled thousands in the squirming wriggling maw supercalifragilisticexpialidocius if you say it loud enough you'll call upon cthulhu we know julie andrews is cthulhus great high priestess supercalifragilisticexpialidocius so if you go to see the god bring cattle four or five cos if he gets enough to eat he may leave you alive but if the squid wants seconds it really is a shame for then you have to call upon "he with no name" [you mean hastuur?] supercalifragilisticexpialidocius if you say it loud enough you'll call upon cthulhu we know julie andrews is cthulhus great high priestess supercalifragilisticexpialidocius supercalifragilisticexpialidocius if you say it loud enough you'll call upon cthulhu we know julie andrews is cthulhus great high priestess supercalifragilisticexpialidocius we worship julie andrews we wear long robes and pray we watch the sound of music nearly every single day we chant to mary poppins and boo at dick van dyke [cause he's the only elder god we never really liked!] supercalifragilisticexpialidocius if you say it loud enough you'll call upon cthulhu we know julie andrews is cthulhus great high priestess supercalifragilisticexpialidocius
  7. Roaming the dark with heads off Smoke squares 5 at a time and won't cough I like graveyards and beating on a Voodoo drum And all you worry about is where the fuck I'm from Never existed Grippin' my axe, doubled fisted And if you blinked missed it I'm Twiztid No love No hugs No death No friends No light Pitch black All I ever see is the gound beneeth me Broken wings curse on my back please release me Living Hell everyday with a vision Since everybody on the top but I'm missing Listen for the voice in my head to put an end Or somebody please save my soul and be a friend Do you really know what is't like to be me Hell nah Cause if you did I wouldn't have to tell ya'll Do you really know what it's like (Do you know, do you really know) to be me Do you really know what it's like (Do you know, do you really know) to be me Do you really know what it's like (Do you know, do you really know) to be me Do you really know what it's like (Do you know, do you really know) to be me
  8. Slapped me in the face and called be wanda: then grab my hair and ride me like a Honda Now whip it out and sheath your sword.
  9. I'm Alright - Twiztid If you're reading this Then I finally did it I'm sorry I didn't say goodbye There was no time Understand I was stressed Living day to day was hard And I gave it my best But there was nothing left For me in this world To convince me to stay Now I'm long gone away Don't you do that Don't you start your tears Just remember all the time we spent over the years Never cry Never think bad to me What's done is done and that's the way it had to be I need you to be strong for me Say your prayer everyday in my memory I'm sure it's helping me To earn my feathers To get some wings And a halo and a harp and angelic things And even though I'm gone And outta sight Never worry about me I'm alright [x2] I'm alright And if I should die Don't blame yourself and keep it locked inside I'm alright And everytime you cry don't breakdown Just keep me inside in your mind You only saw the outside Never knew what I was feeling Now everyday you lay in bed staring at the ceiling But you don't see me no more You can fill your heart with memories And things from before But everybody got a purpose in life To survive when the sunrise You gonna live to see another day Just don't follow me and live your life your own way I'll be in set and if you forget Get the picture with the cord around my neck See me underground and I'm stuck But it's cool that's where I wanna be Keep the drama in hand but outta sight And know that I'mma be alright [x2] I'm alright And if I should die Don't blame yourself and keep it locked inside I'm alright And everytime you cry don't breakdown Just keep me inside in your mind
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