Vater Araignee

* quietly polishing his super soaker he looks up * "Rafters" he whispers with a big ass grin. * he goes still eyes rolling into the back of his head * Vater: Spider? [yelling] SPIDER!!! where the hell are you? Come out now. Spider: [sleepily] What... Vater: Find Ragno. Spider: Why? Vater: Look up. Spider: [he looks up] Rafters... Vater: Now ragno will come back to play. Spider: Yea. But GR ain't gonna like it. Vater: Fuck him I'm the one in control. GR: somebody call? [looks up] Rafters? Now that's just some bull shit! You gonna let that crazy vamp freak come back? Vater: Shut up or I'll write you into something. GR: I'm coo I'm coo Vater: Spider go find Ragno. Spider: OTW dude. Vater: don't call me dude

you put it that way it sounds like it hurts MWAAAAA

Hot Spicy peanuts coating chicken

sweet & sour = oriental food = ever have General Tso chicken?

Honey mustard!!!! honey mustard honey mustard honey mustard. the only good sweet & sour post 333 I'm half a beast

so far statistics is saying 800x600. but I'll be nice and give it more time

Mmmm whip cream * drool * I just learned how to make it today next time I'm adding cinnamon oil to it

KABOOM!! Unfortunatly. frapt I wish I did not have bodly functions regarding wast. psssssssssssst Don't you? squeek

No just shimering. Ever had heart burn that ya thought wouldn't go away?

I climbed up the tree in the back and got on my roofto with my 22, It's hot with little pops, Started bustin off shots aimin all at the sky, I emptied out my gun bustin all at the sky. THen i went and stole a bow and arrow from my dad To the arrows i tied gasoline soaked rags, Climbed up with the zippo, Lit em all of into the sky, A trail of black smoke leading into the sky. I bought some chinese stars from the kung fu surplus, They had em under the glass, i made the purchase, Climbed up and i whizzed em off in the sky, even stood up on the chimney, whizzed em off in the sky Then i found a double barrel with shells at Wal-Mart I threw it next to the faygo in my shopping cart I got home, climbed up, blew it into the sky 3:20 in the mornin bustin off at the sky I got a blowgun too, a real one at that, I dip the tips in poison, Lay up on my back And now they piercing through the air straight up into the sky, Its like the only thing you hear is "phew" into the sky I bought a harpoon off the internet and went up And tried to shoot it, but the fuckin Rip off, it got stuck. I said fuck it, and i threw the spear up into the sky, as fuckin hard as i could, threw it into sky. I sprayin mace up there I throw m-80s up there, Im shooting everything i got, I sit and wait in my chair because i hate the sky above whether moon or sun whether rain or snow, since the pain has begun Im tryna aim for the heavens up into the sky Tell me why the love of my life had to die Hows she gonna leave mea and not even say bye I know that shes an angel and theyre lettin her fly Every plan i thought we made together was a lie she chould of hung on, ill bet she didnt even try she left me dry, and that no one can deny and whn sh falls from the sky im asking her why Angels are falling Angels are falling Falling angels... Come crashing down to the floor wont stop till i get the one that im lookin for... POP POP POP * dodge dive tumble scurry*

* walks over to the cd player * Nobody to tell me no. * weg * * drops in a 154 track Icp mp3 cd * Lets jam

Yeaaa Thats what I thought! * snort *

* Holds his nerf to his head * I'll do it! don't believe me? Then test me. I'll do it!!!

nope just over the calf plats got a top hat?

Q: what kind?

ping ping ping ping ping fwng thud dam it! got my self

POP

4 gallons who said this has to makes sense?

No but I am one Got milk?

mmmmm blood my only other other weakness

Only when I can guarantee that it will make some asshole miserable. craziest thing you ever did?

Yea it was that dam cheddar ever been falsely accused and took the credz for it?

cheddar I remember a chapter that warns you about eating it without your woman knowledge and what she may accuse you of. ever been falsely accused of cheating?

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just as long as it is not Vater Araignee, GR, The Black Spider and BlaX3.14der you just go right ahead mister.