Sandwiches..are manly!..& mine, are for when the girlies fall asleep!..&, you can't have any...
...A.N.D-D-D-D...I will marinate MY meat...in Scotch Whiskey...as, the beer, makes me TO MANLY...(like, cave-MAN...& even Chuck can't catch me in the woods!!!)
EDIT, TO ADD: REAL MANLY PEOPLES; KNOW HOW TO COOK FOR THEMSELVES...ALLEVIATING EVEN THE NEED FOR ANY GIRLS IN THE AREA...
(Fuck, that was in capslock...)