HOW TO MAKE A "WAND OF ERIS"
Like many others, the Discordian school of sorcery makes use of several ritual tools. Chief among these is Eris' wand, a simple yet effective tool to focus one's magical will through. Though possible to purchase, it is reccomended one makes their own wand, though this should not be a problem as someone of average intelligence can create one in 5 minutes.
Simply find a tree branch that is thick and diverges at its top into two separate poles. The two poles symbolize the concepts of order and disorder, for sure. Now, tie some form of elastic between the two poles. This represents superstring theory which, according to my understanding, is science talk for "magic!"
Now perform the W5 Star Wholey Mega Apostolic Banishing Ritual to bless your new Ritual weapon, and go forth into the world to spread nonsense and anarchy.
Eris' wand has been found almost everywhere that Erisian thought is present
Here we have a mighty Erisian Sorceror using this tool to hex invaders in his homeland
http://www.irreality.net/mediastore/1611/i...a_slingshot.jpg
Hail Eris
Taken from 23 APPLES
Mr. Blueby- YAZ
winter sounds the crying
like an old man slowly dying
and the only sound, the wind that fills the trees
even colder comes the moon
and though it never seems too soon
a sudden stillness as the rainfall starts to freeze
(chorus)
i'm mr blue
i'm here to stay with you
and no matter what you do
when you're lonely - i'll be lonely too
(repeat)
a young girl, she is shaded
bears the scars that never faded
of the baby that was born on christmas day
while the heavens sing their song
a child's life is never long
'cos the food supplies will only last a day
(chorus repeat)
patriot emotion, is the cause of the commotion
after all there's really no-one here to blame
soldiers taking orders, 'cos we must defend the borders
of our nation (and the other side's the same)
(chorus repeat)
i'll come to you at night
when all the world is sleeping tight
and lie beside you, till the early morning dew
you can't hear me, you can't see
but you can feel me when you read
the folded letter she left addressed to you
(chorus repeat)
to yell...
I mean drop me a line...
I dig(like allot) words...I want to talk with you "kids across the pond"...I would like to learn languages...Learning is best when you are teaching....
I will state any colloquial definitions parenthetically. As I did above with 'dig'...
...FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT OUR LANGUAGE..
.....watch out for the "heeblehits"...I can't figure out what it means exactly..
P.S. I type slow.....(edit)
YOU HAVE IT...NOW WAG IT!!
I do not understand why so few people are posting in this thread.....
.....perhaps they lack the 'PHUNNY BONE"!!!
hahahahahahahahaha
Keep it up...and keep on it!
(that totally sounded wrong!)
You get an AWARD.........................................................for posting something that I COULD..NOT..SIT...THROUGH!!!
***HANDS YOU A CERTIFICATE OF ANNOYING***
EVER HAD GERMAN/CHINEESE FOOD?????
I DID......
............
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.........AN HOUR LATER I WAS HUNGRY...................................FOR POWER!!!!!
.....& to think I was JUST gonna' go scrimp some funds and get "to the border"...
...NOW, I am not hungry...way to maintain my girlish figure HUNNY....