EEEEE...I know...
I am so excited...I just started writing a fetish-show-rant-chant...
I do, hereby, promise, & swear...
..to be depraved...but not too deranged...
...to be spontaneous...just like we planed...
....to drink & be gaudy...but not over much...
.....to dance & be bawdy, but just a touch...
..we'll gyrate, & spin, & make lots of friends...
.....but, only spank those who ask.