Oh_My_Goth

Deep thought of the day..... Click for sillyness

WILL IT BLEND????? HERE IS ANOTHER ONE!!!!!

Wishing I was home with Me boys.....

This is some crazy shit.....I think it's funny..... Badger Song

Original Dixieland Jazz Band - Mammy O' Mine Sorry No Wordz

Wondering the ponderment.....Wait.....Wondering why I have stopped making sense.....

Wondering why I need more of a reason to wonder..... Also, wondering if I do have more of a reason, and I just don't realize it..... *ponders*

Typing about the reason I am wondering what Phee is doing.....

Wondering what Phee is doing.....

Eating a delicious everything bagel w/cream cheese.....

!!!!!WILLKOMMEN!!!!!

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY, HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

Click below DEEP THOUGHTS By Jack Handey

Tripe.....

Is apparently famous, and did not tell Me.....

About to do lunch.....Yummy!!!!!

Ass Hole By: Dennis Leary (Now mind you I am not an asshole, but this song is fucking funny, and reminds Me of how I feel today) Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts Maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub cockle area, Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, we dont know Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job Im your average white, suburbanized slob I like football and porno and books about war I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no, no way, uh uh) No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense (woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah) I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane While people behind me are going insane Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole) Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets and I piss on the seat I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?" Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole) Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole) Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong... Nah Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole) Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole) You know what Im gonna do Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps And all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah) And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour Gettin' 1 mile per gallon, Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why 2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want They can have a big democracy cakewalk Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it wont make a lick of difference Because weve got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off You know why, Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be! I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes, and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas and say..... (Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!) Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal? Im an asshole (hes an asshole.what an asshole) Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole) A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E Im an asshole and Im proud of it

the bruise by Liz Curtis I’ve got a big bruise on my bottom I was just going to sit on my chair Half way between sitting and standing I realised the chair wasn’t there I thrashed my arms round rather wildly I started to panic and then I felt a sharp pain on my bottom And found I was sitting again The furniture moved to allow me To put my bum down on the floor Thank goodness that nothing was broken But I felt that my bum would be sore I gingerly checked out my body Unsteadily got to my feet With the furniture rearranged neatly I managed to sit on my seat I’ve got a big bruise on my bottom It must have received quite a whack With slightly red bits round the edges It’s coloured all purple and black I’ve got a big bruise on my bottom I don’t mean to show off or brag But really it is very splendid It should be in some bruised bum mag :rofl: :rofl:

Why am I here.....It is late.....Bye-bye.....Nye-night.....Sweet dreamz..... Me go sleepy now.....*yawn*

I found Cthulhu's MySpace Check it out!!!!!

I saw Space Balls more than once.....It was always great!!!!!

Wait a second..... I thought this was the discordian thread????? Were THEY here????? SHIT!!!!! *runz and hides behind a plant* Damn, there are cameras in the plants!!!!! *runz screaming from the building*

Discordian Rant: Element #4: Ranting and Boredom THEY have a lot to do. THEY are uptight, high-strung, and always in a rush. The best place to communicate something that is extremely important is in the middle of a huge, senseless SubGenius-like rant because after the first few paragraphs, THEY are likely to skim until they come to a word that interests them, especially if you have long, drawn out sentences that go on and on (and on), and use commas, even when they are, unnecessary or, even, incorrectly used. Therefore, this element works best when you are very careful to mask what you are trying to say as part of the rant, and don't use any words that might attract attention near the gist of your message. This method works best when used in conjunction with Element #3, as in the following example (edited for space): ...and lo, did Eris grin cheerfully and exclaim to all that were present how damned happy she was to be there with her golden dress and high-heeled, almost platform, shoes that looked almost a bit like rejects from the disco inferno, but one could never, tell her that, or else they might get sent to the Region of Thud wherein there is not much rejoicing at all due to the not quite massive amounts of fire and brimstone that is sometimes usually hurled, upon those who enter there without the correct password for it is true that the bouncers in the region of Thud pick up on the criminals quickly and furiously, for it is them who are themselves sometimes criminals and I even knew one once whose name was dikkens with two k's, just like the well-known Dutch author who once wrote the sale of Two titties on a late night drinking coffee with horrible, horrible, things such as the bug Yog-Shoguns and nasty, smelly other animals that do not usually stay in zoos because there are no pentagrams to hold them, in, which is really quite a shame, but I guess that's just the way the cookie monster crumbles. Of course, the message I was trying to get across for you few people who were not able to pick up on it was "dikkins with two k's..." which is Pythonese for "My nipples explode with delight".