Oh_My_Goth

Trouble-maker!!

"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."

I knew it had something to do with you

"There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. “All of you words over here, you seven….baaaad words.” That’s what they told us, right? …You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits."

Fuck that place...

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." ~Carlin

I loved this Man.. He said all of the things many people where already thinking, but have always been to afraid to say it out loud "Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people so ugly you wouldn't want to touch them in the first place?" ~George Carlin

This place smells like ass... *sniff-Sniff* Nope.. Not Me... Someone needs to take out the trash!

You're an ass hole

So you only want to go to the park with people you know from here? Perhaps it would be better to just PM those people.. Just sayin'... That may be more affective

I feel OK...

Maybe he is just sick of some of you and does not want to say it??

I have finally lost the roll on my upper stomach

Pretty awesome... I haz sushi

!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

I had a good time.. I loved the atmosphere

I am trucking on.. I have noticed more definition in Me abs lately, which makes Me very happy

Why do I keep coming here?

!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

As a Chef at a fancy-pants Hotel, I once spit in this bitches food.. Never before that and never after. She sent her food back 4 times and in the process made the sweetest little grandma waitress cry The last time she sent it back I didn't even do anything different to it, except spit in it and add more garnish, and she said it was perfect. I went out and watched her take a bite while I smiled at her I am generally not that kind of person, but the Universe told Me that she deserved it

That's why I had no qualms about telling a certain Troll to go Fuck herself, thus getting permanently banned It assured no one would ever be able to drag Me back there to have a terrible time and go home smelling like I danced in a sewer all night