Simon Bar Sinister

I will never, ever, ever get mad again when some fast food place fucks up my order.

real name: Your Name is Orange Your name tells people that your are flamboyant and vibrant. The amount of energy that you have is simply amazing. You are enthusiastic about everything that comes your way. You love having new experiences and trying new things. People see you as bold and even a little wild. You can be an overwhelming force. You tend to get noticed a lot, and to be honest, you feel a bit sad when people aren't paying attention to you. dgn name: Your Name is Black Your name tells people that you are serious and sophisticated. Your name makes you seem like a total mystery. You are elegant and a bit apart from everyone else. You are much more formal than those around you. People see you as smart and together. You also come off as a bit eccentric, and others respect that you are different from them. You can adapt well to most situations, but you never feel like you truly fit in anywhere. What Color Is Your Name?

You Should Be With a Water Sign Your best match is a Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces. You crave intimacy and connection in your relationship. A water sign can open up to you. And while you like to be bonded to your partner, a relationship with a water sign won't be all soul gazing. A water sign matches your goofy sense of humor, as well as your desire to help others. What Sign Should You Be With? Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone ...now there's a big f-ing surprise.

the drill bit actually works!!!

box of condoms chlorine ammonia

odds on there being a dermestid horror movie in the next 5 years: 5-2.

best reason to avoid: von Trier directed. best reason to see: toilets in the preview clip. ...it's a tossup, folks.

gravity If you've owned more than one bicycle, what color was the last (or current) one?

I have full faith and confidence that humanity's nowhere near bottoming out.

that's Coq Roq.

dixieland

it's the latest from the Cassini probe.

I just had to stop myself from summoning some nasty shit and sending it in [some asshole]'s direction . I'm all calmed down now. anyway, I thought I'd open the door...let's see what happens.

ranchera

wothout question, dunking a basketball on an NBA regulation height rim (10 feet, btw) would you pick up a hitchiker(sp?)?

basketball!!! are there people out there praying for you?

there used to be a TV show over here called Wide World of Sports. They'd have rally racing from time to time. I always loved it when some idiot spectator would get taken out. taysteewonderbunny would've made a damn good rally driver, imo.

glitch

Hope you got everything you wanted. Auctioneer's here. Close the gate behind you.

I can take or leave that branch of fashion...but that was very well done. Thanks.

They lost again (now there's a surprise), but they actually looked like an NFL team for most of the game. Not a good NFL team, but an NFL team nonetheless.

in November sometime, innit? it deserves a bath for such an auspicious occasion, no?

asking a question for someone else to answer. what would it take for you to discard your current philosophy?

make yourself at home, etc.

samba