Simon Bar Sinister

still being alive.

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you can all go home now.

this could be good news, this could be disastrous news: there's a movie being made of a graphic novel about H.P. Lovecraft. I think it's called The Strange Adventures of H.P. Lovecraft, but no matter. anyway, Ron Howard's directing.

there's an American remake on the way. It's been retitled "Let Me In".

my childhood sweetheart your best friend walks in and says, "dinner's on me. you pick the place. cost is no object." do you select a 5-star restaurant or a greasy-spoon diner?

this story would be soooo much cooler if her full name was Rikki Tikki Tavi Gevinson.

I think you'll love this: ...and if you don't, you can't be my friend.

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there will be a patio for smokers. don't know if it's out front under the marquee or on the west side of the building, though.

just letting everybody know that, as of Saturday, Sept. 26, the Royal Oak Music Theater is going... SMOKE FREE!!!!!

I don't suppose you mean a night in Detroit's salt mine with these bands... :(

I will never, ever, ever get mad again when some fast food place fucks up my order.

real name: Your Name is Orange Your name tells people that your are flamboyant and vibrant. The amount of energy that you have is simply amazing. You are enthusiastic about everything that comes your way. You love having new experiences and trying new things. People see you as bold and even a little wild. You can be an overwhelming force. You tend to get noticed a lot, and to be honest, you feel a bit sad when people aren't paying attention to you. dgn name: Your Name is Black Your name tells people that you are serious and sophisticated. Your name makes you seem like a total mystery. You are elegant and a bit apart from everyone else. You are much more formal than those around you. People see you as smart and together. You also come off as a bit eccentric, and others respect that you are different from them. You can adapt well to most situations, but you never feel like you truly fit in anywhere. What Color Is Your Name?

You Should Be With a Water Sign Your best match is a Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces. You crave intimacy and connection in your relationship. A water sign can open up to you. And while you like to be bonded to your partner, a relationship with a water sign won't be all soul gazing. A water sign matches your goofy sense of humor, as well as your desire to help others. What Sign Should You Be With? Blogthings: Free Quizzes for Everyone ...now there's a big f-ing surprise.

the drill bit actually works!!!

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odds on there being a dermestid horror movie in the next 5 years: 5-2.

best reason to avoid: von Trier directed. best reason to see: toilets in the preview clip. ...it's a tossup, folks.

gravity If you've owned more than one bicycle, what color was the last (or current) one?

I have full faith and confidence that humanity's nowhere near bottoming out.

that's Coq Roq.

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it's the latest from the Cassini probe.