Simon Bar Sinister

hey, we can really use the $$$!

no, no, no! paint the floor like a Twister game mat!

getting my passport renewal into the mail!

worst Dan Akroyd imitation I've ever seen.

yep, the Red Dawn film crew will be busy in Pontiac the last half of September...and for a few days in October if necessary. more info at http://www.theoaklandpress.com check the "most popular" box.

I looked over your list again and noticed Irreversible was on it. You might wanna try another Gaspar Noe film called I Stand Alone.

I first heard this song about 10 days ago; found out what it was and who made it last night. It's going to be stuck there for a long time.

Evil Dead: the Musical Oct.23 - Nov. 16 Ringwald Theater, Ferndale there is a "splatter zone" seating section!!! Rocky Horror Picture Show Sept. 11 & 12 Meadow Brook Music Festival

I think it's size 14 or 16 for average now. as far as the photos go, there's some argument online as to whether the editors at Glamour airbrushed her thighs a little bit. Personally, I don't think it matters.

I'd still get a second sweep done, just to make sure. Not so much for this guy as for all the creepiness that went on around him.

oh man, I'd forgotten about that Madison Ave song! 2 good selections there.

I didn't find any of those reviews helpful.

worth every moment, even when it ends in disaster

These are photos of one Lizzie Miller. She's done shoots for Glamour magazine as a plus-size model although, as a size 12-14, she isn't technically plus-size. She's 5'11" tall, 180 lbs. the 2 photos are not airbrushed or retouched in any way.

If this isn't my fave dance track of the noughties, it's Top 3 for sure:

Mother - you bore me now you just bore me

I don't think one shaman can pull it off - at least not in one try. Remember that cult in San Diego that offed themselves because they thought the Hale-Bopp comet was a starship coming to pick them up? When that house was finally sold, the new owners had the house torn down, the foundation ripped out and then they brought in an assortment of holy men (rabbi, priest, imam, monks, etc.) to spiritually sweep the place clean. btw - congrats, Chernobyl!

first one that comes to mind is Dreams what do you hate to admit your parents were right about?

one has to wonder how he got home. motherfucker wouldn't have gotten anywhere near my car!

...from some dude's back!!!

You Are Left Brained in Love When it comes to love, you try to be as rational as possible. Your head doesn't lead you astray. You believe that love should never be blind, and you're not the type to get swept away easily. You are a cool customer when you fall for someone. You are able to look at things directly. You believe the honesty is key to a good relationship. You also try to be dependable and trustworthy. Are You Right Brained or Left Brained in Love? I wish! *puzzled*

You Are Mystery You are a natural problem solver. You like figuring out the best way to do something. You are very intuitive. You are good at picking up on people's moods and predicting the future. You can't help but being a bit of a detective and a snoop. You always want to know what's going on. And while you may have the scoop on everyone you know, you're not a gossip. You're a pro at keeping secrets. What Kind of Book Are You? yeah, that's why I don't have a checkbook anymore

Cocoa Puffs!